Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@monsterblue @anthracite Dude, I remember BBS DOOR GAMES. Now fetch me my cane and my dentures, dear lizard-child. Yeah, the big sabery ones. ​ And if you're good, I'll tell you tales of Trade Wars, set in the futuristic year of Two Thousand and Two! ​​​

@Austin_Dern You know, now that I think of it, "esoteric/exciting/archaic career that's really mostly sober desk-job bureaucracy" is a pretty good trope.

Hitmen. Blacksmiths. Rodeo clowns. Brothel madames. Ghost hunters. Chicken sexers. Laboratory rats. Ninjas. Airport Hare Krishnas from the 70s. Damsels tied to railroad tracks. Cartoon cereal mascots. Everybody's got an ISO compliance program these days...

I'm gonna have to look for an excuse to use that in something.

@monsterblue Heh. I have a long-standing joke with my wife that I'm a VT-100 terminal. The BEST you're gonna get outta me is green text highlights. But @anthracite keeps promising she's gonna get me a CGA card for my birthday one of these years, so I don't have to keep typing "look dragon" to remember what she looks like!

I'm just back for a moment, to tell you about the greatest song ever recorded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7BA6ioUqhk

@LexYeen *thinks of her late brother Matt* FUCK. CANCER.

@Aradia @anthracite You're the greatest, fox, thank you. <3 <3 <3

@monsterblue @anthracite YES! You were on the list of folks I explicitly hoped would like this, I am so delighted!

@anthracite You should talk, miss "oh let's just leave our comic under an overturned barrel for four years" ​<3

(you're doing AWESOME with No Pizza On Luna though <3 )

@LexYeen I spotted you over there in the Rage On (Himbo Punchin' Machine) comments!

@chimerror Speaking of cumbia, I hope you don't mind if I share one of my favorite albums... It's not QUITE traditional cumbia, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwwdkdMUy8o

@anthracite And Artie is still Most Interesting Cat In The World back there! "Sup."

"the 'just trolling' <-> orwellian duckspeak spectrum"

@tabbydragon @anthracite Done!

@xinjinmeng Three words: "Bigby's Grasping Hand."

@monsterblue I mean, I've got a magical lizard woman like maybe 50 feet away. And she has a guitar. This will not be a challenge.

@spottyfox

CEO: From... oranges?

*standing ovation*

@Owlor "CRAP. I was narrating out loud again." -- The Maxx

@monsterblue "Playable Lizard" is my new band name.

@chimerror I'm pretty sure Orange Stake is illegal under the Geneva Conventions and I do intend to seek legal counsel, if you'd like to join me at The Hague. >_<

@stablehorde_generator@sigmoid.social

draw for me: the concept of "dignity" as a simple felt-tipped marker drawing