Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm
Tigers are both clean and warm
And most are far above the norm
Whether here or on the roam
Have a tiger in every home!
(some disclaimers apply, consult your physician )

@JulieSqveakaroo It me!

@anthracite God... goddammit. I have to get this, don't I.

@Phorm Get one of these suckers. Seriously. Not everybody has a big ol' tigress around.

This, my dear timid friends, is how you have to deal with these people.

@spottyfox But how did this affect agriculture in the 17th century?

Hey, @chimerror, you seen this one yet? https://store.steampowered.com/app/3066570/Aotenjo/

@spottyfox Will it get some wind for the sailboat? <3

@anthracite @Soreth @JulieSqveakaroo Sadly it would be a bit difficult, since Alba's the only zoomorph on Terra right now For Plot Reasons.

If there's a Volume Two? We could DEFINITELY do it. I was thinking maybe we could have Alba take Zaffo on a tour of the solar system for it anyhow, and the asteroid belt *is* canonically settled by friendly buggies...

Thanks for your contribution, chudiverse. It's really comforting to see that the memetic arsenal of our enemies has still not advanced past the fifth-grade level and probably never will.

*picks up a rubber stamp that says "WE'RE RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE," stamps this feeble insult, and files it straight up her butt since that is apparently the level of maturity we're engaging at here*

Can you fucking imagine being intimidated by this infantile scrawling? Can you imagine being *stuck* in that mindset into your adulthood? ​

@Owlor Haha, that's even better than sarcasm! :D

@chimerror Heh, I think gators are the ONLY ones who can call moving to the Everglades an act of social climbing. Screw the Everglades, send 'em here to New Orleans where the REAL gator action is!

@JulieSqveakaroo Right? And I've never been able to get a gamepad configuration together for it that really works for me in MAME. That's one that practically NEEDS the console for the full experience...

@Owlor I don't even know what you're talking about, I just particularly enjoy you when you're being sarcastic.

@xinjinmeng You and me both, fam. <3

@catoxis The grin sounds like the hardest part! I can barely even get that "one-fanged cat smile" thing going most mornings!

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is still dead.

@Chip_Unicorn I'm seeing NAACP v. Claiborne Hardware Co. cited in GARM's favor but I haven't had any time to dig into the details...

@spottyfox Dingo-O!

"Tennis Ball of Omens! Give me drool beyond drool!"

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