Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

hey you guys i'm immense

(i should've cw'd the above for EXTREME dorkiness, it was really not written with entertaining other people in mind, i just think it's a neat thing to do n.n; )

https://www.evernote.com/l/Ahj14VCozwRCmKPf3jNAGoweu4XXvAVxioo

That is the current link to my commonplace book! (Basically a trivia scrapbook, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonplace_book ) Let me know if it doesn't work for you.

It's all pointless ephemera by definition, but I keep posting it in hopes someone will be amused by it and start one of their own someday.

Getting to look through someone ELSE's well-loved-on commonplace book has been kind of a minor bucket list item since I found out they were a thing. n.n;

Laid out the Ch 2 plotline with @anthracite. I think we have a winner.

Blue Story Elevator Pitch: "John Carpenter and George Lucas Present: THX-1138 Meets The Thing. Uhhh... for kids."

Red Story Elevator Pitch: "Beyond the Black Rainbow by way of The Sopranos, with the characters from the musical Hair. Except they're all gay space mushrooms. For kids."

Seriously, we are upping the TF factor for Chapter Two good and hard. I can't believe how much weird stuff we're trying to get away with.

@LeDiva (note i also had plans to post tastefully censored Sans/Papyrus slash art, but as soon as i discovered it had its own specialized term "fontcest" i turned tail and ran, clearly outclassed 🙀​​)

@LeDiva

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@LeDiva No.

Why the fuck do you think I feel so much at home on Masto? And among other cats? =^____^=

@LeDiva cathole

@Oneironott Yeah, you're something like #3 on my ranking of Most Ottery Otterpeople, right between Ellu and Em. (#1 is my old friend Simon, who is to the best of my knowledge one cybermouse away from having NEVER played a non-mustelid plus he likes EVERYTHING and always acts like he's caffeinated even when he's not. :) )

and the more i think about it yeah alan resnick is the saddest little raccoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNl7zpgmEyU (cw: filmed on potato)

omg senpai noticed furry fandom <3

(this is cricket arrison from wham city, an absurdist comedy troupe that basically made all my favorite things, like this educational show about angles, bones, and the importance of drinking enough water:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFw0b8t4ICM&list=PLmxgR5XT3JzmE0RcDYoJ37TGspaI4NccA&index=5 )

#rezyseriously
#whatthefucksthisshityouwatch

@mona@cybre.space I mean, the Martian Tigers are basically Amethyst before there was Amethyst...

@LexYeen@snouts.online It's about family issues. And sisters. I already know I'm gonna need to keep a full bottle of gin on hand.

(This toot has been brought to you by the Gin Council. The official drink of regret since 1350 AD!)

@mawr Also... *hug* Yeah. I haven't had 1% the trauma my friends have, but... even just getting a kid like Steven on TV as a five-season protagonist is a MAJOR act of heroism on Rebecca's part and makes this world feel a hell of a lot less ruthless.

@mawr I don't think it's technically over, is it? I thought there was at least a movie planned? (Haven't seen the S5 finale yet, but as far as I'm concerned, they're not ALLOWED to end it until Centipeetle/Nephrite is verifiably healthy and happy. ^__^ )

You're still right, though, I already know the basics of the finale and they could have ended it right there and been thematically _perfect_. But... but... CENTIPEETLE! n_______n

anthracite and i are pleased to present our next kids show pitch "snugglefart express" about a talking cat-shaped train powered by beans... and kindness

#pillowtalk
#lavieboheme

@Thaminga I've seen what is effectively Hangul _fanfic_ on Omniglot, ffs. Yeah, I'm a big fan. It kinda DESERVES to be the only writing system with a holiday, yanno?

I started teaching myself the Thai alphabet (technically an abugida but w/ev). It is a beautiful writing system, with many distinct and practical glyphs such as: "snake", "other snake", "snake with hat", "wiggly snake with crinkled hat," "less wiggly snake with slightly more crinkled hat," "bird," "bird with tumor", "bird with fatal tumor", "goiter bird," "bird-snake," "crinkly bird snake," and "bird snake with wheels."

(deep down i know this is basically my own ignorant-ass american fault and it's not like english is a paragon of efficiency and sense either-- there might be some element of self-satire here...)

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[no, rez, the emoji menu is not an actual menu, none of this works the way you seem to think it does --ed.]

@anthracite Dammit, this panel is giving me MASSIVE deja vu, why is it giving me deja vu...