Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LexYeen@snouts.online I still have one, but it's been fallow for ages. I peek in at the notifications every now and then and marvel at how many people from my hometown still think I want to talk to them. >_>

In keeping with the previous toot... I had this horrible urge to deliberately put something culturally inflammatory into Parallax, in cynical (and possibly borderline necromantic) hopes of conjuring up some unethical free PR.

And then it dawned on me, whoopsie, I still live in a world where female protagonists, princes in frilly dresses, and flouncy plantbois holding hands ARE culturally inflammatory. For that matter, so is the notion that you should check the facts and understand your opponent instead of casually dehumanizing them.

Heh. *wrings hands like Mr. Burns*

Excellent.

At this point, I really only have one remaining bucket list item: find a point of mainstream American cultural sensitivity, identify its weaknesses, and hammer on it until it breaks in the loudest, messiest, and most annoying possible fashion.

You ever been playing a board game and suddenly you find yourself in such a terrible board position, there's nothing left to do but play Lord Of Chaos with your remaining cards and just see what interesting broken shit you can pull off when you're no longer concerned about winning?

Yeah, it's that. >___< I'm not playing to "win" my life anymore. I don't think I'll ever get a real victory condition out of this world. The damage to my kink life, my ability to bond with other people, my faith in my culture, and everything else is just too much to recover from.

This game we're playing is not too good about comebacks and longshots. But damn, can I spam a lot of Counterspells before those fuckers take me out, and I hope they're fucking screaming in frustration by the time my dwindling mana pool is finally exhausted. >____<

I'll take "Films You Were Supposed To Watch With Your Estranged Sister And Never Got Around To" for 500 buckets of tears, Alex?

@anthracite You at !Tealuxe, then? <3

@LeDiva "I know! Earrings!"

"Nope... a belly button and a watch."

@anthracite Prometheus wouldn't hurt, either. Maybe he'll swipe some code for ya.

Nice guy! Keep an eye on your purse.

@Thaminga Bydysawd hymennydd: defnyddiwch gyfieithiad peiriant i gyfathrebu â'ch ffrindiau mewn ieithoedd nad yw'r naill na'r llall ohonoch yn siarad!

Rough day... but it's hard to be _that_ down on yourself on the day you finally master the Thai vowel system. :D

@chara@toot.cat Trump's Russia connections.

am watching a bunch of reddit leftists go Full QAnon overanalyzing pelosi's choice of "or" instead of "and" in a particular sentence and it's breaking my heart to see this much naivete on my own fucking side

Moo(d) snapshot.

Damned if we know where she got it.

Damned if she knows how to use it.

Damned if we know how she's getting back to shore.

Saddest cow. But at least she looks like Patti Smith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVSSzcuOls

@Aradia *boff* <3

no, seriously, destroy all humans

come on

i dare ya

@001zlnv Are you not caught up on Squirrel Girl, then? Galactus is in this list for another reason. Like the rest, he was right. But in his case, he was right to want to order takeout.

That's always the right decision.

@kelseyhusky @Balina Oof. That's... that's a good point. Terra doesn't have a real good history of sorting its citizens on anything remotely resembling a rational or humane basis. >_<

@Balina Do it! Flaunt the results!

Let's play a little game.

I'm going to give you a list of famous people, and you're going to guess what they all have in common.

Magneto, Cavil, Bender, Thanos, Davros, Nuada, Ivo Shandor, Galactus, Agent Smith, GLaDOS, Demona, Killface, Nightmare Moon

(HINT: the answer rhymes with "day fer night")

@Balina Humanoids are just so much easier to sort and manage when they're color-coded. You of all people should know this, moof.