Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite

Telegram's borked so I'm telling ya here...

Sent pseudo-resume to volunteer group. Asked Albert if it would qualify for leave hours. He says YES, the political nature of it ain't really a problem.

So excited. =^_____^=

@Oneironott Ah, that would be a "yes" to my most recent toot. Thanks for the retroactively. prompt service. :)

Huh. Is Telegram borked for anybody else right now?

Major apocalypse beast feels this morning. I just wanna take a big dripping gooey bite out of the planet, maybe bat the moon into it a few times and leave some craters, just go Full Kaiju on everybody.

I would be honored to take your applications to be my Whore of Babylon, though of course Anthy's got dibs. QUALIFICATIONS: any Chaotic alignment, 10-15 years experience handling giant fuzzy murderbeasts, ideal candidate would enjoy drinking the blood of saints, succubal or other infernal experience preferred

I just sent these folks a resume for volunteer work and I'm so excited.

http://mappingback.org/home_en/aboutus/

An old Cherokee was real smart
He said "I am coming apart!
Two wolves and a man
Two good and one bad
Have all built a den in my heart."

@troodon I linked them to something in the .nitwit hierarchy, I do believe. O:)

@violet Oh good, I see this information has ended up in exactly the sort of hands I was hoping it would. *toothy grin* Show no mercy!

you have two hamsters

they speak entirely in memes

one's stuck behind the fridge

the cat's about to eat the other one

go the fuck to bed, children 😽​

The Donald has put up a form on the White House site for reporting "political bias" against right-wingers.

Let's crapflood this and make it completely useless. It's a short form, it'll only take a minute, and the lower their signal-to-noise ratio is, the harder it will be for them to cherry-pick it for spinnable stories.

It ain't much, but it's something, and it may soothe a world-weary soul for a few minutes.

https://whitehouse.typeform.com/to/Jti9QH

I realize that's a bit of a Killing Eve spoiler, but... I mean... if you've watched far enough into Killing Eve-- and you probably should--- to know who the fuck Villanelle is, it won't surprise you in the faintest that she killed someone. :)

(Warning. The show gets DARK. There are a lot of mh-by-negative-example lessons to be had from it.)

I seem to have developed an eye floater roughly the size of the I-405. :p

OK, maybe it's not that bad, but it's just big enough that it's pretty consistently in my field of vision, so it's still illing me out. Even after reading eight medical articles reassuring me You're Probably Not Going Blind.

Which is good, because I don't currently have health insurance applicable in this state. Oh, well, I think technically I'm still a WA resident and have paid my Ambetter up. So if I wake up tomorrow and can't see out my right eye, I guess you're gonna get a visit from me sooner than anticipated. o_x

(I do think I'm OK, though. No flashes, and there isn't the "shower" of floaties the sites warned about, just one ginormous one plus a TINY black speck. Plus, it's my "goblin eye," the eye that already had the warped macula, not the "good" one. I didn't like the goblin eye anyway. It's really only good for seein' goblins.)

planning to shove all your abusive/neglectful employers and ceo's into traffic for you, villanelle from killing eve style, without remorse or even mussing my makeup, tbh

@Aradia Aw, shit. *hug* Man, worst that happened to me all day was worrying I couldn't get my Instant Pot to work... and I eventually sorted it out and made excellent pseudo-posole.

Got a work seminar coming up shortly, but my Telegram is still available as a confidential venthole as always. <3

@Balina Oh, good. I was trying to workshop those two memes together, and I'm glad their crossbreeding was in good hands.

Cocktail menu from Twelve Mile Limit, a bar near our house. I like the way these people think.

@anthracite Really? I always thought you were supposed to be a red-steckled elbermung. You've never ONCE offered me free puppies, ginger snaps, or Pocket PCs (though you do offer dinner and dancing).

@mawr A-wa-wa-woo-woo
A-wa-wa-woo-woo
A-wa-wa-woo-woo
A-wa-wa-woo-woo-woo-awoo

@Austin_Dern "Yeah. I'm a coati. They were really big in Brazil during the Late Tertiary period. You've probably never heard of them."