Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@amphetamine@slime.global I'm actually not sure how much I'm kidding, but BELIEVE me, if I get enough people in to make it worthwhile, you'll see it here. If I go for it... tell your friends. >:D

If I can just give one Trump shill a headache for one day, it will be worth the effort. I am also willing to accept a more annoying song than "I Just Died In Your Arms," it just seems like a good place to start the bidding.

You know what I really feel like doing tonight? Just singling out one TERF or alt-rightie or something and seeing JUST HOW MANY times we can get them to fall for a good old-fashioned Rick-Roll in a single day.

But none of y'all ever go along with me on these projects. Humph, I just want to drive ONE little human to frothing madness by driving a bad joke into the ground, is that so wrong? 😋

I would also accept calling the same GOP Senator and singing it on their voice mail. *cough*

I'm gonna have to listen to, like, three hours of Pinkie Pie musical numbers to recover from this when I get home.

And I don't even LIKE Pinkie Pie.

Now it's Cocteau Twins, "Heaven Or Las Vegas."

OH MERCIFUL GOTHIC LORDS AND LADIES WHEN WILL YOU DRY UP THIS RIVER OF MOODY DREAMPOP NOSTALGIA RAGING BEFORE ME

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Current experience: listening to a customer incorrectly mansplain a song cover to the female barista.

He didn't know that the 1981 Soft Cell cover of "Baby, Baby Where Did Our Love Go" wasn't the original. And he was so adora-nnoyingly confident about this error.

@kistaro Are you sure they're not talking about Jackson Publick?

This was not a good night for Gary Numan.

There are good nights for Gary Numan. There are _fine_ nights, I dare say, for Gary Numan.

This is not even a good one.

"You did it! You finally did it! You blew it all to pieces! You damn beautiful raccoons!"

#SaveHumansFromThemselves
#DonatePlutoniumToRaccoons
#OrCrows
#OrCoyotes
#OrAnybodyReally
#Help

@dodec @silicondawn I mean, she is the semi-secret lead in our comic so I guess it's not really surprising she's attracted to the deck these days! FWIW I think Twin is much more likely to be the "everything withers and i want to help you accept it" Death than the RAWR WATCH AS I REAP ALL LIFE kinda Death...

@silicondawn Dawn, you and I gotta have a little talk...

@Phorm I have a lot of trouble seeing you as a steely eyed fanatic dear. :)

@Oneironott @Leucrotta @Thaminga FWIW, I'm kinda curious what exactly happened today and I *am* very concerned if people are giving you shit for your interests...

@JulieSqveakaroo Yeah, I think if I do get dragged into it, my allegiance will be everybody on either side saying "Um, I did not sign up for a cultural war, I just had a kink and wanted to enjoy it." Everyone else is potentially subject to shenanigans if I see them trying to "cancel" the other or whatever the fuck. >____<

@001zlnv Basically a Very Popular Group Of Furs With A Very Specific And Problematic Kink has members crusading against Furs With An Even More Specific And Problematic Kink, and I have friends on both sides and I'm afraid the best I've got right now is to fire upon any armed parties I see. Anyone in civilian or medic clothes will be spared. =(>).(<)=

@Leucrotta @Thaminga Eeeeyup. Just the winds of Discourse a blowin'. Basically a Very Popular Group Of Furs With A Very Specific And Problematic Kink has members crusading against Furs With An Even More Specific And Problematic Kink, and I have friends on both sides and I'm afraid the best I've got right now is to fire upon any armed parties I see. Anyone in civilian or medic clothes will be spared. =(>).(<)=

@Thaminga Good luck. I will be sure to set my Doomsday Device to "No Werewolves." *nod*

And if you think I'm not willing to play Fistful Of Dollars with this, you drastically underestimate my level of frustration, cynicism, disappointment, and/or boredom. There's a reason I used to call myself a Social Justice Yojimbo.

I have this sinking feeling that two subgroups of my acquaintances in the fandom are gearing up to prove good and hard why sapient beings just can't have nice things.

@Djinnanigans@dragon.style Random guy taking great glee in someone else getting suspended for "white knighting" in defense of people against right-wingers, basically. Nobody of consequence, honestly, it just feels a little bit vindicating that Twitter's censuring me but letting his shenanigans pass... It may have blown over, though, I haven't heard anything back so far.

@zx3 Oh I'm fine. Just fine!

Haaa!

Haaaahaaaa!

Bwaaaaahaaaa!

SO FINE I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

*lightning and thunder crackle in the background, draining into the antennae you missed seeing her drill into her cranium*

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