Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@chimerror I AM STILL SO MAD ABOUT TUCA AND BERTIE. >________<

There is a man at one of the tables with a headset, conducting lengthy phone calls about real estate at the top of his lungs, and it feels like the cafe has become haunted by a Rich White Male Entitlement Elemental.

I want so badly to just, like, move to the table immediately next to him and whip out a kazoo or start beatboxing or something, just loud enough that his clients can hear me. Or maybe eat another six or seven sausage biscuits and just go over and flatulate shamelessly at him.

@chimerror That, however, is probably the correct approach. There is still some tough stuff in the last season--I mean, it's Bojack. It is so good though, of course.

@chimerror Oh gosh, I don't want to spoil anything... *bites nails*

I think can at least tell you that Judah does return and does not get a sad ending though. ^_^

Someone on Reddit--sadly, I've lost their name--drew a zoomorphic version of Judah Mannowdog from Bojack and I just want to say that I would fight and die for this absolutely perfect kittyman.

@hystericempress Back in the day, my fraternity's pledge marshal described this as "Thinglish." :) This was the same dude who had the rushees play Calvinball. I miss Jeremy. :D

@hystericempress YOU MUST TELL THE WORLD.

I mean, I've been a trash panda instead of a raccoon for like six years now and life is so much better. =(^).(^)=

@Leucrotta there was no need to strike that honey i eat garbage ​❤️​

ok this got me out of my snit

apparently my niece and her bf have started taking in lions 😻​

@Phorm we have a special level of hell reserved for geniefoxes who refuse to love themselves as much as we do *disapproving look*

see earlier toot about cone of shame :p

(i'll be fine, this is just one of those situations where fume and retreat seems like the best option, but SOMETHING had to be ignited, the dimensional planes screamed out for it *tentacles erupt in black flame* )

@Balinares He was one of the mascot statues in the main Warp plazas on Puzzlebox! You probably wouldn't have noticed unless you looked at the @descs more than once!

on second thought maybe i'll just be a 4000-foot tall fire squid and torture everybody, friends and otherwise, for eternity for all their sins, because Earthlings Just Can't Have Nice Things and everything will always end in fire and hatred anyhow

it seemed to work out for $SPOILERY_SITCOM_CHARACTER

naptime for immortal hellsquids now i think tho, i don't wanna talk to anything but dragons and tiny housecats for a little while

@001zlnv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhK43mSK-NQ

@Balinares Oh man and there was that AMAZING trans deer boi statue from... it was Downwarp, I think?

@001zlnv HAHAHAHA no.

That's the grand irony. I work with maps for a living and am good at reading them but I notoriously have ZERO innate sense of location whatsoever.

@hystericempress I have been pondering antelope, yes... n.n

@001zlnv I do like and respect rats, and it's probably time for my relationship with them to come full circle, hmmm...

@Oneironott

I CAN'T SWIM
I NEVER COULD SWIM
I NEVER WILL SWIM
PUT ME DOWN!
LEGGO MY LEG!
I MIGHT GET MY FUR WET!
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;)

. o O (Hmmm. Maybe we'd make a good The Cheat...)