Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

(apologies for grody old socks, it's been a rough day and it's not worth wearing anything nice through the Kittenarium...)

"Liv? Snowy? My name is AUNTIE Tigress. Not MOUNT Tigress. No climbing."

I spent my teenage years absolutely convinced I had Charlie Brown karma.

I spent my twenties absolutely convinced I had Linus karma.

I spent my thirties absolutely convinced I had Snooy karma.

I think I'm going to spent most of my fortiest wondering if I might not actually have Lucy karma.

I do REALLY enjoy pulling the football away from my "debate partners" no matter how many times the same scenario plays out.

#moodsnapshot
#lotsofscreaming
#implicituspol
#blonderedhead
#possiblysomeevilmortyvibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic3bhIGtaog&t=2078s

...

This might be a good era to attempt watching Until The End of the World again. It could be a Big Mood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Until_the_End_of_the_World

@Balina I don't think you can! She'd just drink the brine straight out of a jar of peppers.

I wonder if anybody ever stops and wonders what became of me, the same way I stop and wonder what became of some of the people who ran my old online hangouts?

I confess I've done a vanity search or two for "postfurry" lately. I was surprised by how much I didn't cringe at the results. There's still a reference to it every now and then by people I've never met, and that's nice to think about.

I keep thinking I should tell more stories about the DScream, Puzzlebox, and 12Fold. I'm getting to the age where yeah, maybe I do wanna think about a legacy, and I'm less and less confident that Parallax is gonna be finished in our lifetime...

So yesterday I was joking around that I'm immune to elemental damage from garlic, anchovies, and peppers except for my right heel, because that's how my mom dipped me in the baptismal bagna cauda...

...and I sent a screen shot of it to my mom.

Apparently, she drank bottle after bottle of banana pepper juiice when she was pregnant with me. It was her main craving.

I don't care if this would actually have the faintest biological effect on a fetus or their capsaicin tolerance whatsoever. I'm adding that to my personal mythology RIGHT now.

Given I maxxed out the heat scale at the local Thai place last night, I think I've earned it.

@kistaro Me, I am nearly full-blooded Italian and thus immune to all damage on the Garlic Table (except my right heel of course, which mom used to dip me in the baptismal bagna cauda). But this is still some very sage advice.

@anthracite No, no. CJ is not a gatekeeper. Like Lord Ivo Shempington of Gh'en'xois, he is a keymaster. (and yeah i got the total number of CATGATES wrong, s/b 3 out of 4 :) )

(Sugarfoot, the Fifth Cat Gate, is currently still in a luxurious imperial prison befitting a princess of her stature. She and the mewlets seem pretty chill today despite all the whining Shemp was doing from the next room. She shall have her portal closed, alongside her heirs, in about 3-4 weeks. She would like you, her subjects to all know: "Mew.")

IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THE ACCURSED YEAR 2020, SO THE LEGENDS SAY, TWO LOWLY BEASTPEOPLE EMBARKED ON A MISSION TO SAVE OUR WORLD.

HAVING CLOSED FOUR OF THE FIVE CATGATES TO THE DIMENSION OF CATSTORM, THE VALIANT ONES KNOWN AS "THE STRIPEY" AND "THE SCALEY" AVERTED THE CATPOCALYPSE AND BROUGHT PEACE TO THE 500 - 600 BLOCK OF [REDACTED], MIDCITY NEW ORLEANS.

TODAY THE IMPERIAL DOMAIN OF SHADOW THE FEISTY LIVES ON IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY THANKS TO THESE UNKNOWN COURIERS OF THE GODS. ALL PRAISE MIGHTY BAST AND SEKHMET. ALL PRAISE SAINT HOBBES THE FLUFFY.

Now then. Premature celebrations all around! I'm ordering jerk chicken from down the street ffs.

@anthracite i think that's part of bast's boon -- we were given some EXERCISE to keep us strong through this civilizational-scale mess -- "hmmm, you two are gettin a little spiritually (and physically) pudgy"

oh god are we being taken for cosmic walkies D: D: D:

one nice thing: once the kittens are raised and adopted and everybody's been safely snipped and recovered... if i can actually get back to some semblance of my old slacker schedule... it's gonna seem SO CUSHY compared to this

nobody in midcity would mind just a LITTLE public screaming, right?

i mean, it's new orleans. it's a cosmopolitan town. they're hip to the whole random stress-scream scene, right?

^_______^;;

:O

the sheer amount of nostalgia, alone...

also um plastic modular furries from kits

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39176101/

@anthracite Watching Human Olivia work Reddit this morning also really encouraged me. Seems like EXACTLY the kind of person we want caring for our little vagrants.

(xeni just insinuated The Squad is a bunch of "grifters whose point is to destabilize the left and siphon off votes." i honestly think she is the dumbest single person to come out of the whole Wired/Mondo 2000 "goshwow it's all gonna be cyberrific!" crowd, and people like mark frauenfelder and rob beschizza give her real stiff competition...)

i hate xeni jardin so fucking much

flames

burning

side of my head

you know the routine