Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@chimerror every time a fake mahjongg player learns real mahjongg, an angel gets 4 pung <3

(i hope that's sensical-- i haven't played mah jongg in ages, never once with actual sapient beings, and have forgotten almost everything, i just dislike that "mindless tile picky" has virtually replaced real mahjongg in our language)

Thanks for responding to the food survey thing! I was just curious how Peggy and I sized up against everybody diet-wise!

@kistaro faved for the dr. graham snark <3

@Phorm @xinjinmeng @anthracite Just remember it does go away or greatly subside in many cases, including mine! *hug*

Mine felt life-ruining in college, or at least it was bad enough to have a real impact on my social decisions and my early career performance. These days? I notice it maybe one day in forty.

This probably isn't a forever thing. <3

Hey, critters. Satisfy a point of curiosity for me. What did you eat yesterday? I'm just trying to get a general picture of how good or bad my diet is compared to The Typical Upstanding Young Queer Furry. <3

For me it was a piece of coffee cake for breakfast, a skipped lunch (which is odd for me), and crab nachos for dinner, plus most of a 52 oz unsweeted tea.

This morning, so far I've had a bowl of Amy's Lentil Vegetable soup, spiked with sour cream, tortilla chips, and Matouk's hot sauce so it, you know, tastes like food.

@001zlnv Pan left!

huh, it looks like the 4chan bronies don't like the plot of the new mlp g5 film ("leftist race harmony propaganda") and are boycotting it

good good good, maybe the fandom will be tolerable again

@001zlnv 10/10 would date

also pls cut to rocket #9

@eredien hah, hah, potentially very yes

@Leucrotta Why couldn't you have shown me this BEFORE I spent a night freaking out about leaving the cats out in 34 degree weather?! ;D

Also, dammit, now you've got me half-tempted to run out in the dark, find Peebles in particular, and snuggle her senseless. <3

if you put on four different synthpop tracks at once to listen to them ironically and end up having a really good experience you too just might have adhd

or maybe warm leatherette and moskow diskow were always meant to be played together and i've just discovered the new wave equivalent of the da vinci code, idfk

(and sorry to use the loathsome term "simps," especially in this context-- the pun was just too much to resist)

mfw when an alt-right troll tries to shame me for being a "degenerate" furry, but it turns out 100% of his female followers are camgirl bots

@xinjinmeng So basically the Illustrator equivalent of the Boite Diabolique?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE0takm9TX0

@hystericempress I would fucking LOVE to do that as a double feature and get the grand commentary tour from you if I ever get to visit Seattle again. <3

@hystericempress That explains so much and I'm kinda smiling that one of the great "bad" (read: "gloriously batshit") movies left its mark after all.

current mood:

counting my blessings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yZE9p0X630

we now present an unscheduled special broadcast, where a queer zebra listens to gerry mulligan and weeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5PG7aRYS1k

Spotted an old antagonist from Encyclopedia Dramatica on Twitter. Skimmed their timeline and it seemed to be... pretty low toxicity, actually.

I wrote up an extremely snarky message of approval. And then I deleted it, because there didn't seem like any real reason to disturb her with the past.

God, what's HAPPENED to me? :) (Same thing as her, probably. Nonetheless, Sherrod, you hurt a lot of good people, you broke bread with Nazis shitbirds like weev "for the lulz", I was 100% correct to torment you right back, and fuck you all the same.)

@spacewastrel@yiff.life You can join my gang in Twitter Prison. You're only in for a dime, you can do that standing on your head. Pour one out for poor Empress Rezeya, the lifer stuck in permanent solitary. <3

Needless to say, you should feel nothing but pride for this ban. I certainly am proud of you.