Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@zx3

@LexYeen The right wing *is* starting to sound like Charlie after a little too much (or too little) glue... Maybe they need to up their cat food dosage.

@Phorm I've still got the synth buzz from this stuck in here. Eighth consecutive day. I'm gonna ask if it'd considering paying rent. D:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo7ONZlN5Zg

@monsterblue I remember Tomes and Talismans, too! :D

@001zlnv The 6th one gets me like fifty bucks so... I mean... as these things go...

But yeah, it doesn't hold a candle to the vacation on Saturn I'm about to take. ^______^

Work is functionally done for the week. My intentions for the weekend, in no particular order:

1) Get extremely stoned and drunk.
2) Listen to bleepy repetitive music.
3) Forsake Terran cultural identity.
4) Perv on Anthracite.
5) Pet some very high quality cats.
6) File Louisiana state taxes. (sigh)

@Soreth I mean, something just feels DRASTICALLY Terry Nation about the sets and costuming and video quality, doesn't it, not to mention the fact this actress does not have one of the Three Hollywood-Approved Feminine Phenotypes.

@Soreth If this were QI you'd get the siren for the obvious answer, but that doesn't mean it's not a good answer...

Who is this woman?

Both right and wrong answers will be accepted, but I'll be REALLY impressed by a right one.

@zx3 I tried so fucking hard, robot friend. Probably gonna try again at least once. *hug and a weak smile, but a smile nonetheless*

@duske Is this close enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTa2vXL7FI8

@anthracite that's kinda hot, does jeanine know about this dalliance

@anthracite ALSO WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME, DINNER IS IN AN HOUR :)

@001zlnv I was going to try to get another snap of him sitting up, but HRH announced that he was weary of the paparazzi and would like to return to the royal courtyard for a widdle.

@001zlnv like your french tomcats

@anthracite see main acct

For anyone who follows Anthracite's account, saw Shemp was AWOL for 2-3 days, and was worried...

I've got His Royal Highness right here next to me getting massive scritch and a little jingly-man time.

As you can see, he is alive and well except for apparently having a shoelace up his nose.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@anthracite IMPORTANT NEWS FOR ANTHRACITE FOLLOWERS:

SHEMP HAS BEEN LOCATED AND SCRITCHED <3

@Leucrotta (God fucking dammit, Futurama has varying episode numbering systems. >__< It's the Popplers one, of course.)

@Leucrotta ALTERNATE TAKE: "OK, what's the most delicate way to explain this. So, look up S02E18 of Futurama..."