Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@001zlnv Generally the worst they'll do to a tiger down here is ship them off to Audubon Zoo and my buddy Liem runs that shit.

@Phorm I... god dammit, I'm gonna have to get in on this action on general political/kulturkampf principles, aren't I?

Hun? No promises, but if I have a real good year and most of my health and money stuff gets resolved... this sounds like the sort of environ where Kincaid could live once more, with all that implies. My inner extrovert might have ONE last hurrah left in her.

If that happens, I would be delighted to have you as the Lovely Shy Assistant to my Flashy Distracting Ringmaster for some VR experiments.

12 hours in Twitter jail for responding to piece of shit Charlie Kirk's blatant lie about a "vaccine" death by calling him a lying piece of shit.

12 hours for refusing to stand down.

Time to stock on up ramen, get a good tattoo, hit the weight room, and crack some Aryan skulls in gen pop, I guess. The Pruno in Twitter Block D is actually pretty good.

Don't worry about me. I can do a dozen standing on my head. They love me in here. I'll be out before you know it. Assuming I don't shank the warden.

YOU HEAR ME, DORSEY, YOU LITTLE BITCH?

@JulieSqveakaroo Je suis Marxiste, tendence Groucho.

Tom Tomorrow and Ruben Bolling just aren't very skillful satirists. 🤷​

one day i'm going to be in the same room with someone of either political extreme who assumes that being a marxist automatically means you're a leninist and on that day i will just close my eyes and start spinning and spinning until the walls are covered in dripping red stains

@Oneironott DO NOT EAT THE WILD NAILFISH

@kobi_lacroix @001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite Hahaha, I'd JUST beaten you to that Wikipedia page. XD <3

https://twitter.com/zebratron2084/status/1404987842946912257

@Phorm *shfoooompCORK*

Yup. Foxes are kinda stupid that way.🐯​

@Phorm @anthracite Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

@Phorm Shit, I'm not sure. Um... draw straws?

I don't have any straws. Rock, Paper, Bottle?

yes you can 💚​

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite

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Probably! *laugh*</dr_hibbert>

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite And of course, has you some time play football? How did you seen out when you was a baby? How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?

(Sorry to steal your thunder, Phorm and Julie especially, but I REALLY needed this one. :D <3 )

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng @anthracite okay you fuckers know what's coming

i'm a good tiger okay so i'm gonna give you ONE warning post before i say the inevitable

as recently as age 35 i was still convinced love will save us all but here and now i'm pretty sure that what i was thinking of is "sarcasm."

@Leucrotta which also reminds me of another early negative example, my high school era (and first "big city"-- Cleveland suburbs, wow!) friend Amanda's older sister, who was a radical feminist who berated Amanda for "betraying the movement" by being bi >________<

of course Amanda got mad at me for Doctrine Reasons for innocently describing myself as "a lesbian trapped in a man's body," even though it was my FIRST EVER sincere profession of my trans leadings and i had no idea that had ever been said as a Dude Joke >_____<

in short tbh queer people kinda blow chunks actually >______<

so i read this book when i was in college about the foundation of the Liberation News Service in the 1960s, basically the Associated Press for leftist hippies

(link: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/380574.Famous_Long_Ago)

and i mean, the author Ray Mungo's movement failed in the way that all the boomers kinda failed and he was kind of a privileged sexist dick, but he coined a distinction that has been very influential to me

he talked about two factions that formed in the LNS.

first was the "virtuous caucus": he and his DC-area flower-child buddies who were content to drop acid and daydream on their office roof and maybe occasionally put out news.

the other was the "vulgar marxists": their spin-off office in NYC which turned into a bunch of steely-eyed tankies--- the sort of kids who literally thought they were "seizing the means of production" in some meaningful way by going to DC and taking their sister-office's presses at gunpoint for--- literally and in these words FFS-- not being "sufficiently doctrinaire" about the Revolution.

and that's when i pretty much decided i wanted to be in with the virtuous caucus, delusional though we ourselves can be.

and i really didn't like the vulgar marxists any more than i liked all the OTHER steely-eyed grayface puritan oppressors.

Okay, that's it.

Mastosphere, make a saving throw against subtoots.