Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

1) "Monongahelium"
Phish.

2) "Pretzel Wagon"
Laika and the Cosmonauts.

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"
The Dead Milkmen.

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]
Jonathan Coulton, DaVinci's Notebook, or someone similarly dreadful. (I kid! I kid! I just OD'ed on that style while dating a 2nd-gen filker. :> )

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)
Ween.

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"
Broadcast. (RIP Trish Keenan)

7) "Pottylab"
Foetus.

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"
Foetus.

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"
Primus.

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]
Foetus. Just kidding. Kahimi Karie or maybe Hyperkinako.

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"
Nick Cave.

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"
Gong.

What real bands recorded each of the following fake songs?

1) "Monongahelium"

2) "Pretzel Wagon"

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"

7) "Pottylab"

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"

if our dealer flakes out on us again there is gonna be hipster doofus spread across the pavement in midcity

j/k i love the little shit but god i'm screaming for a couple hours back in Squidspace

🎵​It is such a good day to meh
It is such a good day for meh
It is such a good day to
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Scoobidoo-doobidoo
Meh🎵

(closed-captioned for the lounge-impaired: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rh7KffXyw)

@001zlnv I think it may have been Viklas.

@Aradia one of the first things i learned from mainstream sci-fi is that all this identity-change and mental-change shit scares THE SHIT outta the normal humans

one of the first things i learned from furry and postfurry is that it's a political imperative to do as much of it right in their faces as possible

@mawr I physically trembled with rage-sympathy over this. <3

@Phorm Oh I have 2FA already! It was pretty easy to do the recovery. :) I re-secured the throwaway Gmail account it's registered to, as well. I wouldn't turn down a little magickal protection, but put it on something I actually care about like the cats instead of my social media. ;D <3

Haha I was right. Everything went bughouse immediately after I posted this. :)

Had a sudden spat with a friend that I think was resolved amiably-- that was totally fine, honestly, it happens and they had a valid frustration...

...and then I sat back down and discovered someone was trying to hack my Twitter account. >____<

I think I got it all sorted. And now I am full of adrenaline, caffeine, and righteous anti-phisher rage. Time to work.

@Austin_Dern This is nice!

It's 10:30, all the last-minute morning chores that have popped up are resolved, no Crazy Cat Lady is calling me to specify how I should feed her buddies within a millimeter's precision, and there was only one issue in my work in-box, an easily resolved one that actually made me feel smart and competent and happy.

I am relatively calm, unstressed, and mentally uncluttered. At... 10:30 am. There is nothing really stopping me from packing up my laptop, walking out to a cafe in the NOLA sun, and having a quiet and productive work day. Our Guy is even supposed to come by tonight and drop off a 1/2 of a good PNW sativa.

I don't trust any of this. It's too good to be true. I smell conspiracy. *gets on her haunches and watches the horizon warily*

@Austin_Dern (It's actually about half "fuck that place anyhow" and half "yay peggy, you're better for me anyhow!" https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWiaTQ91EE2Eo41_4YRBR8YfDBW4a3nSq )

@Austin_Dern I have a Fuck That Place Anyhow playlist that is highly therapeutic in these circumstances.

*quietly skips past Love Tractor's "We All Loved Each Other So Much" on her mp3 player and stares at a bulging emotional vault for a few minutes to make sure it stays CLOSED*

Sigh. This will surely heal some day.

@JulieSqveakaroo Love ya, darlin'. I've been consistently freaked out too. I can still actually see ways this could all turn out all right for some definition of all right. *hug*

@001zlnv It's gotten to the point where I can't even bring myself to destroy the cat icons in Luck Be A Landlord...

I'm starting to feel like the whole theme of the last couple years was "all your favorite gods from Bast to Antler Mom have gotten together and decided they are GOING to teach you tact and patience even if it kills you."

aarrrrrghh so the hulu ad algorithm picks THIS FUCKING WEEK to decide i'm a good target for 10 consecutive ads for cat food

fuuuuuuuuck you 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

She kept her "thank you" text, in response to me letting her know her babies have been fed, down to five characters. I am so proud of her. :)

I mean, FFS, she's 79 but she also says she's got a PhD in Psych and has run three successful businesses so she'd BETTER be capable of learning. :)

But yeah, last night and this morning's feeds went pretty smoothly and she's backed off a bit on the huge ramblings lists of instructions.

And we chatted more about Peebles and her inestimable charms. Huntress/diplomat is a FASCINATING dual class but Peebs seems to have mastered it.. ^___^

@eredien I would be very into seeing that!