Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

oh no

come on doordash i just got back home and i'm fuckin tired

i don't want to have to match wits with a sexy trickster, i just want my fucking dinner

@Phorm You will ALWAYS be categorically welcome on Mars, and woe betide any of my subjects* who stands in our way. Gonna eat their face up rawr rawr. <3

Don't make me show you The Thing again and make you wake up in a warm cozy harem with a big vacant smile, geniefox.

- ear is bothering me again
+ it's stopped itching so it's probably just grumpy from the prodding, not a return of The Ick

- paysheet was $600 short this week
+ boss got right back to me and I *might* be getting the whole Ida week off as vacation as originally understood -- looks like we just miscommunicated

- brain feels like it's 95% catecholamines right now and maybe 400-500 lucky surviving neurons
+ dealer should be available tonite

- way too much random fucking noise at the airport
+ part of that is an adorable little girl meowing very loudly at me <3

- missing the everliving fuck outta Peg
+ plane home boards any minute

was wondering why i hadn't heard back from our dealer since Ida

poor bastard's bedroom ceiling caved in :(

he's still coming by tonight after my flight back to NOLA, what a trooper. i think he's getting a hell of a delivery tip

@Phorm *interacts with some documents on her clipboard for a minute* That one is DEFINITELY getting saved to desktop.

@Phorm Hmmm. That's a keeper.

*saves file to disk; ponders if she can get it printer on a catsuit*

Oh, you can stop playing with yourself in front of everybody and wake up now, Phorm. <3

@anthracite @frameacloud I should really move to dragon.style. Awooing just feels... WRONG for a proud member of Genus Panthera. Even degrading, dare I say.

@Phorm Huh. That's a start, but I don't think it really takes advantage of the rich possibilities inherent in the geniefox autonomic system.

Here, look at this one for a while. If I RTFMed correctly, it should hit a bit... lower.

"This AI would be a really good source of Very Specific hypnotic sigils to train somebody on."

https://twitter.com/Trichet_Nested

@chimerror COMRADE PEEBLES DEMONSTRATES THE DOCTRINALLY CORRECT USE OF THE FEATHERSTICK ❤️​

@chimerror take it from a homicidal psycho jungle beast who's been there and didn't like what she saw in the mirror: get yourself a squeaky thing to murder, or maybe mount a feather on a stick

i know you know me, or at least know the furry thing and why it works, well enough by this point that i don't even have to say "haha haha only serious."

because we cats sometimes get haha only murderous and WE ARE STILL VERY CUTE AND GOOD 😽​

@chimerror
note that when i was living in boston i used a Fearless Leader from Bullwinkle doll that acetone_kitten found in a bodega down the street and i called it my "fascist on a stick." highly satisfying, much recommended, 10/10 murderbait

@chimerror Oh.

Oh honey, no,

You don't need to do that.

Live. Laugh. Love.

Don't watch Matrix Revolutions.

(OK, do watch Matrix Revolutions but do it at home so you can keep a good book or a video game handy for all the scenes that aren't blatant soft-core rubberfetish porn. ;D )

@Leucrotta this makes me feel less self-conscious about just how often i sing the pixie-hunting song from the smurfs

@chimerror same tbh

@monsterblue (YOUR idea is appealing, though. Cats and dragons just... I dunno, we vibe. We share a common understanding of the power of laziness and indifference. I bet you don't come when called either.)

@monsterblue

*looks at website*

*rolls eyes dismissively*

Pfft. _Dogs_, am I rite? Lookit 'em all lined up and everything. They probably didn't even have to be trained to do it. 😺​

Now I want a summer camp that's more like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PbLfVGOQs Just a bunch of My Kind lazing around for a week, no scheduled events, and for five bucks you can come scritch us under the chin and tell us how wonderful we are and we can quietly agree. And then there will be fishy snacks or you will leave. *vainly grooms self* 😽​

@anthracite so your solution to worrying you spent too much time playing video games in the last 48 hrs was of course playing more video games 😼​

(been there babe <3 )

i like my new twitter styles so much

finally i am properly on theme

@JulieSqveakaroo (It's nice to see Benedetto's made a full recovery.)