Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@hystericempress EXPERIENCE POTATO.

@JulieSqveakaroo HOT BEES! TIME FOR THE BUBSOTATHON!

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@Phorm Oh I wasn't being ironic in the least, if the cheese doesn't have that crisp to it, it's just not half as good. I am an absolute sucker for the flavor and texture of slightly burnt cheese.

@Phorm pizza that isn't a little charred is barely pizza at all!

@JulieSqveakaroo From the land of sky blue waters!

@anthracite thank you for not eating the blackout berries

@Soreth YUP, there's your answer, fishbulb.

@Soreth i'd recommend some dry mustard, some relatively FRESH high-quality paprika, and a little white wine if you aren't using those already

@anthracite man that sounds like so much better of a deal that the to-do list i was braced for you to have today... <3 <3 <3

if david lynch were a furry what species would he be?

@anthracite ah generator, good, that leaves me less worried about you being stuck with zero phone

@Kyresti @LexYeen And of course, where do Claridryl and Lynks Disease fit into all this...

#UneditedFootageOfABear #ThisHouseHasPeopleInIt #InfomercialCinematicUniverse
#WhamCity #TheSchraderClot

@anthracite *WAGWAGWAGWAG* 🐶​❤️​

@LexYeen @Kyresti RIGHT?!?

@Kyresti @LexYeen Now, here's a question: is Too Many Cooks the *show* the SCP? Or is t̸̼̉h̸̬̍a̷͎͒ẗ̸͍́ ̷̝̏g̶̫̿u̵̝̇y̸̝̓ the SCP, infecting otherwise healthy shows, and all the reality-breakage and chyron damage a side-effect?

I can't answer this question. All I can tell you is that Smarf is my Lord and Personal Savior and he can be yours too.

#SmarfDidHitTheDamnButton

@Kyresti I tried mentally modeling that and ended up with Wonderwall that segues into Too Many Cooks.

Thanks a LOT. ;<

Any of you strat gaming nerds out there ever play GMT's Labyrinth? I got the app on Steam. Could I get a little help making heads or tails out of it? Is there a real AI option I'm missing or just the solitaire bot implementation?

@anthracite Gods I wish I could have been there. That sounds like a right larf. <3

Every time I start frothing up a good bit of worry and sympathy for my stepdad's labored breathing he lights up another cigarette and I just shrug and remind myself he's making his decisions and it's on him. Love him, but... 🤷​

@Phorm may i transmit this gem to birdsite?