Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

https://www.evernote.com/shard/s536/client/snv?noteGuid=f5e150a8-cf04-4298-a3df-de33401a8c1e&noteKey=bb85d7bc05718a8a0c2c4fa4fa4719d3&sn=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.evernote.com%2Fshard%2Fs536%2Fsh%2Ff5e150a8-cf04-4298-a3df-de33401a8c1e%2Fbb85d7bc05718a8a0c2c4fa4fa4719d3&title=commonplace%2Bbook

@JulieSqveakaroo Oh man, I usually don't go for non-traditional rolls, but I could actually see sliced apple being super good in maki.

@001zlnv @Austin_Dern God DAMN it do I have a new Tapestries character?

@Austin_Dern MEBS. THERE WAS NO MOVIE. MEBS. DO NOT DISCUSS MOVIE. MEBS. MEBS.

@Austin_Dern (Er sorry about all the caps. I claim stoner amnesty. n.n; )

@Austin_Dern MEBS. UNACCEPTABLE. UNACCEPTABLE. RETURN TO THE ION BOMBARDMENT CITADEL AT ONCE AND DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THIS LORNMIKELZ! *bweeeeeeooooop*

@Austin_Dern DOT'S REIT. I HEAR MANY OF YOU SAYINK YOU'RE NOT MAN ENAFF TO CARRY HUGE VIALS OFF LIQUID PROPELLANT TO LAUNCH COMPLEX SIRTY-NINE. WELL, I'M HERE TO SAY TO ALL YOU LITTLE GIRLY VEHICLES ZAT IT'S TIME TO STOP MEKING EXCUSES!

🎵​​ Artemus, Artemus!
🎵​​ She's totally Artie!
🎵​​ And totally Mus!

@Phorm *clack-clack* *squirk*

*clack-clack* *SQUEAK* *squirk squirk* *CLICK* "Mmmph. *thonkthonk*

*click-tap-click-tap-THONK-FOOOSSSSSHHHHHHT* *th-thonk* *wobble* *squirk* "Mmmpph hmfff." *flicker [memehazard] flicker* *taptap* *wobble* "Mpph-hmmmph." *click* *FSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOOPPP*

*thunk*

*stamp* *inkjet noise* *whirr* *prrrrreeeeeeow*

*wiggle* *spank* *tug*

@kistaro Back when I did audio transcription, if we had a client who absolutely demanded our work contain zero "inaudible" markers--- which required us to make a lot of absurd guesses and made the whole thing about 4x more stressful-- I would just start
"guessing" the names of jazz musicians. "We're going to have having a new mingus(?) in the fourth quarter, and we will be sending a new management team to South Corea(?)." O:)

Nobody ever said a damn word.

@JulieSqveakaroo @001zlnv @Phorm

the vending machines
dispense little capsules
with vending machines inside 'em
and those tiny machines
dispense tiny capsules
and so on ad infinitum

@fineursine I'd insist you take me with!

@Phorm You know exactly what you were getting into, Foxtrot-34DD. Report to the airpump at 00[hypnosigil] hundred hours, cadet, and then get yourself into a dispenser capsule and wait until instructed to [five seconds of 56kbit infostatic and vocoded alphanumerics]. Oh, and you overpaid by 30 cents. *coin clatter*

@LeDiva nope
we witch
you fren ​

nuff said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rGPXXk8VE

@monsterblue *curtsies regally¹*

¹disputed

Huh. "Pluto-spiritual." I like that one. I'm gonna try to make that happen.

Basically anything that hybridizes religion with corporate mentality, or offers a consumerist substitute for a spiritual/communal experience.

You know. Crossfit shit. Peloton shit. Scientology. Megachurches. MLMs.

this is the notorious lululemon "manifesto" written by notoriously vapid ceo Chip Wilson

dear gods it's like what's left of a dr bronners soap label after an encounter with a wight

@KinkyTurtle same same <3

THE ANTIS: no adult would ever have any fantasy about a real or fictional child with innocent intentions

ME: literally daydreams about teaching louise belcher how to do logic puzzles because she genuinely loves that kid's intellect like a big sister would