Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

(in rough descending order of flattery =^_^= )

just daria morgendorfer crossed with maleficent

just daria morgendorfer crossed with tiamat

just daria morgendorfer crossed with spyro

just daria morgendorfer crossed with trogdor

just daria morgendorfer crossed with discord

just daria morgendorfer crossed with grendel's mom

just daria morgendorfer crossed with snookles

basically i'm just jane lane crossed with shere khan

which works really well because peggy is just daria morgendorfer crossed with toothless

the caretaker's everywhere at the end of time but

(a) the samples are all tangerine dream and vangelis

(b) it proceeds in reverse from fragmented nonsense to clear audio

(c) instead of being a metaphor for alzheimers it's your last six hours of human consciousness before drone assimilation

Peebles and I have been playing complex games of psychological manipulation with each other for the last hour.

I think she might be winning, but the jokes on her. I found... THE TREATS. And I'm willing to use them.

Tonight's food order, even though I'm baked off my ass, is an apple and jicama salad, a butternut squash pizza, and vegetable hash.

I hate the virtuous life. I'm eating a fucking lasagna tomorrow.

(Actually, I'm really looking forward to this dinner. n.n )

@Soreth They WERE nice hats.

@Aradia Darker. :) The sun is starting to set. And still faintly funny smelling because they haven't fixed the trash pickup system yet. (Mercifully, our neighborhood is mostly fine.)

@zx3 Why does the poor rich Barney delay laser's edge in the fair?

@Phorm I could certainly murder a poutine-- or the local equivalent, "debris fries"-- right now. Or a Sicilian pizza from these guys: https://mayhewbakery.net/

If locale were no option, I'd be at U:DON in the Seattle University District (if it's still there). having a Tantan Goma Zaru Udon. (It's chilled sanuki udon noodles with a sesame sauce and spicy pork! Definitely criminal.) Or maybe China Pearl in Boston stuffing myself with dim sum. There's no real dim sum down here. ;__;

@Soreth I mean, I WAS Galactic President* for a couple of days. Long story**.

*disputed
**undisputed

@LexYeen I don't see any reason I shouldn't have all three.

current mood: flooby @__@

that was a more effective tolerance break than i thought

stoned, ama-- you deserve _something_ nice for reading past a zero content warning :D <3

@seventhhorn @Leucrotta

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@eredien @Leucrotta @seventhhorn oh oops nvm :D

@eredien @Leucrotta @seventhhorn SECONDED. YES.

@Leucrotta @seventhhorn I should point out by the way

That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious

@Austin_Dern It admittedly kinda was! Aquapunk is a severely undervalued genre.

@Austin_Dern (Was Bubbles ever NOT mind-controlled?)

@Austin_Dern I want say something snarky, but that show just had too much good kinkbait for me to be unkind to it. n.n;