Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

and now, these messages 🐯​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUvYzXvIgc

@Austin_Dern Have you SEEN The Tiger Who Came For Tea? =^__________^=

@Leucrotta Thank GOD you're in Seattle and brunch is plentiful. 🏳️‍🌈​ :>

@Phorm Or in a similar spirit, Gong, "You Can't Kill Me."

GELDOF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CfxkFj8iAg

GONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT6RXJ3gh7Y

@Phorm Bob Geldof, "The Great Song of Indifference." If things get that bad, it would be very on-brand for me to go out with a shrug... and a self-primed explosion.

@Orb2069 Haha, they're subtle as a brick but I like them already. :)

@Orb2069 That's the Shaggs, all right! 😽​

@Phorm @Cerulean (the takeaway: tigers know not a damn thing about the chemistry of bismuth-- apparently the salts are actually good for your digestion-- well fuck me for trying i guess ;D ;D ;D )

@Phorm @Cerulean

o/` Ye gods my roast is luminous
o/` With glimmering display
o/` I'm so glad that I stuffed it good
o/` With bismuth salts today
o/` It's probably a little toxic
o/` Please don't eat the breast
o/` And I'm just a bit suspicious of the rest

@Soreth Daft Pink.

this image has been haunting me for days

i feel like i have been confronted with my true self or the beginning of a prophecy

i have no idea who or what this/these entities is/are, but I MUST know them and learn their ways

god i wish puzzlebox were still going strong

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword Is this a Pinkwater reference?

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword Ah! So it's very close to the Jon Mulaney method, except replace the booze with a poppy seed bagel, Jersey[1], and a Dorzbledge. Gotcha!

[1] Are you SURE you didn't mean Jinsy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DM_1GZzEE

@Phorm @Soreth @mmsword Shucks, ma'am. n.n;

@001zlnv Yeah aleatoric stuff would work absolutely brilliant with this too, that's a good idea!

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword

Wait. No. You willam-on having-cut be-upon-whence with 250 grams of thiotimoline? Is that right?

Sorry, I'd look it up in Streetmentioner's Handbook, but my copy willam on-to-be have-since-publishing, unsince about another 270 years to the right.

(What can I say, I arrived from 30th-century Mars on the equivalent of your Earth Megabus. We took a weird route. It gotting on-were complicated. -__- )

@Soreth @Phorm @mmsword Darling, YOU"RE cut with 250 grams of thiotimoline.

@Phorm @Soreth @mmsword "Hello, Madrigal? Do y'all still do home deliveries?"

@xinjinmeng I KNEW it. 💛💛💛​​​