Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"the 1991 silly olympics in ninnyhammer, norway"

@zx3 I mean, did you see that article from '97 I posted? :(

@Balina Frustrating Shapes is my favorite Brian Eno album. *nod*

@Soreth I'm pretty sure it's either mopery with intent to gawk, rootless cosmopolitanism, or lèse-majesté.

honesty i think i just need a hard reset

i am SO GLAD this is a four-day weekend for me

(also i feel bad for doing this in what is basically subtoot form, but seriously [1] it was such a dumb trivial impulsive thing i was upset about, t feels dumb to approach you directly [2] i could use a day to make sure the sealants hold ;) [3] i'm tired and gotta work all evening -- if you MUST know if it was you, feel free to poke, but even if it was it was really the dumbest thing and i realized you weren't even what i was upset over -- mostly I wanted to chronicle that HOLY FUCK i actually kept the tigerbrain under control for once n.n; )

i came real close to picking a fight with a friend today over what's really a pretty petty news issue and i'm just really grateful to see my emotional circuit-breaker is wokring and my first urge was to GTFO and add some loving temporary social distance rather than go Full Shere Khan on anybody

i have actually goddamn learned something

tbh one of you will probably see me refriend you soon and you can safely write it off as "meaningess tiger snit" :)

i do realize that the phrase "tiger snit" is not one that really inspires calm and i appreciate your patience -- the Audubon Preserve For Wayward Bitey Asshole Jungle Cats is doing wonders for me

Well, that's fun.

Found out I had a retinal detachment some time over the last year, and while it mysteriously healed itself, I'm still at "very high risk" for another.

Laser surgery ahoy, I guess. They can at least try to head it off. Better than going blind immediately? 🤷​

and once again i go to bed a little surprised and disappointed if i haven't been banned from twitter by morning

@anthracite "I have forgotten how to count that low."

That's a GOOD line, babe, is that a reference?

@Austin_Dern oh man that's a hell of a film

GROUCHO

man i am just a big stripey hate machine today, all rage no productivity, no non-snark-derived happiness, but hey, at least the Tigerbrain is having fun and terfs are angry at me which is nice

@Phorm WELCOME TO B-B-B-B-BIGTIME!

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~toby/writing/Guardian/ceramics.htm

Check out this article from 1997 about how the Web will Surely Police Itself Against Fringe Ideas Because We Will All Become More Rational Thanks To More Information.

You can see some of my biggest heroes of the early net being extremely, catastrophically naive.

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~toby/writing/Guardian/ceramics.htm

@typhlosion Bane of my $@$#$! existence at my day job. >___<

Mmm-mmm. Can't remember the last time I had a delicious meal of ham steaks with no plates or silverware, raw carrots, grapes, and lemons!

(lyrics: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858533917/)

I do, in fact, have an old death kit I've been meaning to use, even if it came pre-installed at birth. 🐯​🐯​🐯​

CURRENT MOOD: have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7xpGi5SsU completely stuck in my head

CURRENT ACTUAL MOOD: thinking the lyrics of that song contain some pretty good suggestions tbh

well if you count it in terms of twitter and reddit bodies piled up at the last minute i guess i had a productive day despite the lingering depression (and the unconscionable absence of our dealer) after all

i'd really have kinda preferred to count it in terms of "house rooms cleaned" and "parallax ch2 lines written" but i guess pissing off terfs is just barely good enough to earn my keep for another day