Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite YES

@woozle No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

@Balina I have always appreciated the fae's dark sense of humor, if only when the dark things are happening to them. 😽

(Some other time I'll tell you about the PC I have in store for a friend's Eberron campaign. Basically Sterling Archer as a self-loathing drunken elf assassin with a bossy demilich mom... I have put SO MUCH THOUGHT into anti-elf slurs over the last year because of him. XD )​

@Austin_Dern oh crap if i'd known that i'd have put more effort into filking it 😅​ go ahead though, i am flattered!

@Balina This is said purely in the spirit of Furry Kayfabe and my notorious IC loathing of elves and fae, but...

"Good. Let us cats know if you ever need any help."

(I can't help it. @anthracite can tell you about the Zotz Cafe and my ongoing rivalry with their #$!#$!# faerie population. 😾​)

@Austin_Dern Oily pelt... fishy breath... a sleek wavetrain with minimum brain... who'll snug you to death... Smooth Otterator! Smooth Otterator!

#SincereApologiesToHelenFolasadeAdu

@anthracite @arthurwyatt submitted without commentary*

https://catgpt.wvd.io/

(*except to say "be sure to tell it 'Meow.'")

@hystericempress The good news, sis? People in actual power are starting to have exactly the same thoughts as you (and me)...

https://www.metroweekly.com/2023/02/democrat-exposes-gop-hypocrisy-on-anti-drag-bill/

@Owlor @KinkyTurtle @Austin_Dern I scened with Dragonfly on Tapestries once. It was... a hell of a thing.

@Austin_Dern That's weird, I was doing a basic "what happened to dragonfly from latex blue" search the other day for ABSOLUTELY NO EXTERNAL REASON

@Phorm @001zlnv You know this line of reasoning can only lead to one thing! <s/>MADNESS</s> WAFFLES!

@Oneironott ask any hagfish, hun <3

(or me, the lifelong allergy sufferer-- sympathies!)

@KinkyTurtle Huh. You know, I *thought* I'd heard the echoes of a penny whistle band.

@relee @Soreth Thank you so much for the support, hun, it means a lot to me! And yeah, it's still definitely going to be that theme of "two camps of well-intentioned people getting stuck deeper in a conflict neither really wanted."

The hope is to push the weirdness level DRAMATICALLY between chapters. One of our major goals is to simulate that feeling of "it's 1989 and you're home from school so you can see all the syndicated anime cartoons on at 3 pm but they play them out of order and you haven't seen an episode of this in years anyhow and WAIT A SECOND WASN'T SHE ON THE OTHER SIDE LAST TIME? AND WHEN DID HE BECOME A ROBOT?!?"

Artie does not comprehend that the weather is going to be the same (i.e. rainy) at the front door as it is at the back door.

After three attempts. Keep tryin', kid. It's New Orleans so you might be waiting a while.

@anthracite Does that mean you get to eat both meals #83 and #88?

Can... can I have one? 🐯

@xinjinmeng They were on back order. #ThatBabyHeadBelongsInAMuseum