Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@kara_dreamer@witches.town Hey, we still on for this weekend? Would Saturday instead of Friday work, perchance?

I am all out of ideas.

*starts listlessly clicking the Skip Turn button over and over again*

Well, this is an unexpectedly emotionally complicated morning.

I think I'm going to make a healthy and judicious lifestyle decision to resume petting dragons immediately and not try to deal with the real world again before noon.

Dragons are not the real world, and I appreciate that a lot right now.

#moodsnapshot #badbrainday #nine https://awoo.space/media/UqPJwaG7_hVPKDCzsto

*ding*

*dong*

*ding*

*descends the funerary tower*

I tried to save the poor lazy fucker's job but, in the immortal words of Vinnie from Goodfellas, "he's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it."

"night salad manager"

https://www.westsiderag.com/2017/09/18/dont-eat-the-random-melons-growing-in-the-middle-of-amsterdam-avenue

#NotScarfolk

Cripes, the whole soundtrack for Dynamite Brothers is amazing. Did they ever MAKE a blaxploitation film that didn't have an amazing soundtrack? 'Cause Dynamite Brothers is a pretty terrible film. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h63iuGai9yk

(* it's a reference to a malign AI who's housed in the back of an ice cream truck, in the Rudy Rucker novel Software, not that you asked :) )

This is by far the best novelty account I've ever had. How I've missed Mr. F. O:)

https://www.reddit.com/user/Mister_Frostee

(yes that refers to both the puppers and my darlings here <3 )

dammit guys i'm trying to work up a good misanthropy here, stop being adorable

https://i.redd.it/8wf2qn2lqwmz.jpg

actual #moodsnapshot

mmmm dem human babies armnarmnarm

https://i.imgur.com/kZHJGFe.jpg

Not a #moodsnapshot so much as #moodgoals I guess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY_zzUiovpw

"Funky" seems like a pretty good place to be right now. I feel distinctly disjunctured from the Funk at the moment. Perhaps I will find some solace in beheading some coworkers. :|

at this late date in my furry career, i'm kind of sad that nobody ever saw fit to refer to my Lunarian transfeline Alba as "puss in moonboots" :(

CURRENT QUEST:
* Defeat at least five (5) employee evaluations without SAN going below 0.

HAZARDS:
* SAN Challenge x5
* Save Vs. Caffeine Poisoning x2
* No Job Benefits
* Why The Fuck Did We Ever Hire These People

REWARDS:
* Five-Day Weekend [Ultra-Rare]
* Writing time
* Roll x2 on Social Table
* -50 Ennui
* -25 Bitterness
* -20 Hate
* Not Nearly Enough GP For This Shit

Fellow equines, tag yourself.

I'm #2, #3, and #5, but I don't think they mean the same thing as I do by "desire to drink." -_-

https://awoo.space/media/urvhxoqjW8cX5vJ6syE

wow, we really DIDN'T leave you millennials with any culture

guess you're stuck remixing our copyrighted food packaging for eternity

sorry about that guys, our bad

current zebra flavor profile:

coffee, yerba mate, dandelion greens, hops, turnip, arugula, broccoli, chicory, gentian, quinine, campari, amaro, soot