Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space
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🔥💫🐯(火星虎)
ɪɴᴄᴇɴᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ᴄᴀᴛʙᴇᴀsᴛ ʀᴇᴢᴇʏᴀ
read this, pitiful humans:
http://egypt.urnash.com/parallax/
Joined Jun 2017
There is a boutique in Seattle named "Show Pony" and I think it has the highest hope-versus-reality factor of any store I have ever encountered. Not so much as a bridle for sale. :(
(You lot must have got me in a better mood, if I'm back to shitposting. :) <3 )
MY TWO WARRING NATURES
#BIGMOOD Y'ALL
Peg and I have a very important question:
What would be in a cocktail named the "Moldy Crow?"
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Five Years Ago... (+)
My friends and family came together to help me realize a dream. And five years later it’s still here, and thriving.
It’s been a long journey and I am eternally grateful to those of you who have helped me and the store along the way. You are, all of you, amazing and I love you. ❤️
Tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day. If you’re in Seattle and so inclined, stop by Phoenix. I would love to see you, and we have some free comics for you too. 💙
I just realized something odd:
I have four friends who have gone by the identity "November"... and none at all who have gone by any _other_ month.
What the hell, people. I demand a coherent explanation. :D
Thanks, everybody. Between the hugwave, some unexpected My Bloody Valentine on a PA system, and a Random Small Pettable Dog at the dispensary, I'm doing okay again.
(Well, that and a whole lot of news-related schadenfreude but maybe I'll talk about that behind a CW. :) )
mh (-)
Morale is just non-existent this morning. If you've got anything positive (preferably about me 😸) this would be a very opportune time to tell me about it.
Thanks. I'm sorry I have not... been good this year. I've been holding back a lot of stuff that's really gonna need to get discussed sooner or later, trying not to cause anyone more sadness or frustration. But in the process I've gotten stuck in my own personal Perspective Vortex and I think I have to get out of it, soon.
mood
Feeling old, lonely, rejected, and all-around toothless tonight. If someone could just kinda shake the corpse of one of my coworkers to restimulate my hunting instincts, it would be greatly appreciated.
Use a stick. Or bring a lot of Bactine. Trust me.
mood snapshot; bad filk
she lost all her friends
she didn't need her friends
she lived with a dragon
and the torments of stripes
the mucks all forgot her
the net moved along
her telegram hasn't seen checkmarks in years
no love... for... Re... ze... ya...
Mars's bitey exile
eat some fish and hunch and growl
she wasn't a good cat
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AND there are fey’ri AND tieflings who are metalheads where the aasimar are goths. It’s like my high school’s art classroom during pep rallies.
But no dragonborn ‘cause this is a 3.5e splatbook and before 4e if you wanted to be dragonborn you had to see a therapist for two years or whatever before they’d let you get DRS.
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silliness "ITEM BAR"
>look ITEM BAR
a long refrigerated case with a sneeze guard over the top. Has a sign with block printing that reads "EAT YOUR ITEMS" The shape of the ITEM BAR suggests that food is meant to be placed in the shallow recess on the top of the ITEM BAR. If so, then someone has a very loose definition of food.
contents:
2 general tso ITEMS
6 angelic wings with fra diavlo sauce
1 ER PPC
1 guild navigator in water of life sauce
6 flasks filled with something pink, rubbery and bubbling
4 boxes of artificial rice free sushis with illithid roe
the flavoring out of space with extra msg
7 packets of saltamon
1 health potion made of red mercury
food; mood
tomorrow's meal plans:
* a healthy vegetarian stew made of hominy, beans, and assorted vegetables
today's meal plans:
* a whole bag of sour cream and onion Pop Chips
* one of those $3 peanut butter chocolate bars that insist some fig puree makes it not candy
* eight General Tso's... uh... items from the Safeway item bar
shop for the mood you want tomorrow.
eat for the mood you have now.
Pupper. Somewhere on the border of Greece and Bulgaria. https://goo.gl/maps/XbXhA86PupD2
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warm political take seen elsewhere
"Trump can take credit for the Korean peace talks the same way a man who interrupts an argument between two neighbors to bite the head off a chicken can take credit for ending their argument."
Unusually high-quality Reddit kitten. No reason! 💕
- location
- all outdoors
- species
- F.O.U.S.
- mood
- bitey
- diet
- you
🔥💫🐯(火星虎)
ɪɴᴄᴇɴᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ᴄᴀᴛʙᴇᴀsᴛ ʀᴇᴢᴇʏᴀ
read this, pitiful humans:
http://egypt.urnash.com/parallax/
Joined Jun 2017
