Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Oh, cripes, there are like a dozen strays visible within two blocks of this place... :'(

(correction: doggos!)

Doggo, Lima, Peru: https://goo.gl/maps/ksw3eMnAeCJ2

Seriously, just go play STS already. It's by far the best digital card game I've ever player. It has deep strategy, ZERO pay-to-win factor, surprisingly promising backstory, an impressively devoted dev team, a good wry sense of humor, and some pretty cool face-masks. This is by far my game of the year.

I don't know if anyone else is playing this game, but I'm so proud of this one.

(Joke-Ruining Context: The Enemy is a mini-boss named the "Book of Stabbing." The single card in my hand is named "Masterful Stab," and can only be played if it will empty your hand. This can actually be quite difficult. Thus, our goatskulled friend The Silent here is demonstrating she already knows plenty about stabbing, thanks.)

https://imgur.com/a/3MLvDxg#fSqfQrL

(Everything's fine besides the usual national-scale stuff. n.n )

Does anyone have any good media recommendations for someone who is full of spite? I'd really like to get a good misanthropy going this afternoon. :) Link me to your blackest of black comedies.

Okay, everybody, this link is super-important*:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/8rkrs4/wiggle_wiggle_wiggle/

(*It's literally just a tiger wiggling around on the floor.)

All right, fuck it, who wants to just road trip to Florida with me and storm the office of a right-wing fake news outlet with AR-15s?

I'm not QUITE to that point yet, but it's getting more and more difficult to take this world and its inhabitants seriously. My life is apparently going to progress with the absurd tragicomedy of a Coen Bros. film anyhow, so why the hell NOT hasten the process?

Sigh. You and I both know I don't have the heart. Maybe a paintball gun, and just go ANNOY them?!

uspol spam; birbs; canpol; good ideas; the heroes we needed

In more cheerful news, apparently Michael Cohen (whose shredded documents are being reassembled by the FBI as we speak) has lost 20 pounds since the raid.

Good. Good good good.

Not one of these fuckers has cited any piece of evidence that was not just a big round turd of personal opinion, polished up with some fancy argument-by-jargon. I am the ONLY ONE in this mess who has made reference to any study, paper, or provable fact outside my own head.

I am so fucking sick of fighting with chessboard pigeons, but there are so goddamn many of them, I can't get a real game in until they're all driven off. >_< I miss real debates.

Crows, rather. I don't want the crowd to take over. It already feels like that's what's happening. And I don't like the crowd. -_-

Spent the whole morning punching up racist Trumpies on Reddit.

I regret nothing. Every tigress needs her hunting ground. And it's so much fun when you cite a thorough debunking of the use of the "g" constant in the Bell Curve, and you get a response like "well, you can use statistics to prove anything." From the guy who was just professing complete uncritical faith in Stanford-Binet tests.

Did I mention I hate humanity and really want the raccoons and crowd to take over? Soon?

I now know an ISO number by heart, and it doesn't even have any zeroes in it.

What the hell kind of monster have these people turned me into?!

A brief sampling of Google exact-phrase searches that get more hits that "disabled libertarian" (107):

* "pikachu handjob" (473)
* "toaster fucking" (4,530)
* "drinking varnish" (679)
* "pomeranian tits" (339)
* "eyeball salad" (11,600)
* "raccoon bowling" (296)
* "delicious mucus" (211)
* "walrus taint" (190)
* "fish lubricant" (1,790)
* "russian maga" (5,390)
* "trout raffle" (246)
* "fuck ayn rand" (537,000)

Your daily reminder: https://www.google.com/search?q=%22disabled+libertarian%22&oq=%22disabled+libertarian%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.3943j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Ask any remaining libertarians in your life why *they* think there are only ~100 results.

https://i.imgur.com/HpU8AbI.mp4

To be fair to doggo, humans do this all the time. Just on a much more abstract scale.