Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Woke up from an afternoon nap to realize that the misplaced data files I had been frantically looking for hours did not, strictly speaking, exist.

Well, that was a freebie.

Yeah, okay, I think the item list for Trash Panda Hospital is slowly approaching the desired balance between "adorable" and "nightmarish."

Plans for this morning:

1) Eat breakfast so nobody can lecture me about goddamned self-care. ;)
2) Play Enter the Gungeon until I have accumulated a substantial amount of adrenaline in my system.
3) Use adrenalin to actually start giving a shit about something, anything.
4) Probably just eat again and play more Gungeon.

mood; cat; cat mood

Wow. Someone I was watching on FA just unleashed a massive rant about how deeply and personally wounded they are by "what the SJWs did to" the new She-Ra.

Did not think I would actually see a real specimen of that in the wild. Especially given that, as is usually the case with these Consumergate freak-outs, She-Ra was not actually a good show to begin with.

Oh, well. Bye-bye Herisheft, and fuck you for the "transtrenders" remark.

Steven Universe self-care posters from someone's school. These are perfect. They actually read like they were written by people who watch the damn show.

https://i.redd.it/ucy52q1zz9f11.jpg

#ShortDurationPersonalSavior #TheHeroWeDeserve #KenMSquad

https://twitter.com/movie_goofs

Oh, look! Two of my favorite organizations! Hey, it's a slow day -- whaddaya say you and you go fight for my pleasure?

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/07/brainless-political-agenda.html

Five of the six things that I was complaining about being broken yesterday are now less broken.

And I got a clean bill of health from my dentist follow-up. I was braced for thousands of dollars in surgery and ended up paying $100 for a cleaning.

At the moment, my biggest immediate problem is waiting for the fluoride on my teeth to wear off so I can finally have breakfast. :p

Make that six cheesecakes.

Here is a list of all the things in our apartment that have recently broken or malfunctioned:

* the dishwasher
* the vaporizer
* the desk fan
* the microwave carousel
* my portable media drive
* the apartment dryer

I'd go take a nap, but I'd be half-afraid the bedframe would break. -_-

peggy went and ruined a perfectly good depression

again

fuck that dragon and the stupid adorable kitty laundry hamper she bought me

( =^___________^= )

another one of those days where my mental state can be measured in the number of cheesecakes i would eat if i failed a willpower roll

(five. five big cheesecakes. plus one to rest my face in when i was done.)

"Great reasoning about Martin Buber! :) "

two pasts down
two* to go

beat it

marine

it's a good day

license to swill (shitpost; cw: booze, colonialism)

One more thing: It's just so surreal seeing Judge Reinhold alive and well!

(Shh, yes, I know.)

Also, wow, I'd forgotten what incredible tonal issues this movie had. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WACKY CHRISTMAS SLAUGHTER?

There is sure a lot of filler comedy in the first half of Gremlins, filler comedy backed by fantastically dated Comedy Synthesizer Music. Now there's a lost art.

Stupid question, and don't even bother asking how it came up, but...

The movie Gremlins. Okay. Gizmo. Don't feed him after midnight. But.

UNTIL WHEN?!? When is it okay to feed a Mogwai again? 12:01? 1 am? 6 am? Dawn? Noon? What if you're carrying one on a plane and you change time zones?

THIS SEEMS LIKE KIND OF AN IMPORTANT THING TO ESTABLISH RIGHT OFF THE BAT GIVEN THE WHOLE TF AND MURDER THING