Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

let the record show that the last drop of freon in my chill system was exhausted circa 1:15 am EST

#EternalSeptember

(does a little more research and it dawns: "Ohhhhh, of COURSE! Because he lives in his mother's BASEMENT!")

Well, can we get him a decent apartment and THEN defenestrate him? =^____^=

#TigerLogic
#MartianLaw

Nobody's adequately explained to me yet why simply defenestrating Joshua Conner Moon is not a constructive option.

I am not necessarily advocating this action. I am simply proposing it for hypothetical discussion as part of a new sociological theory I call "window-centric gravitational discourse."

Folks, could you please expand your acronyms if you're talking about something the least bit niche or obscure? It's really DMTTBOM. >_~

"Cosmic Love is absolutely Ruthless and Highly Indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like them or not." -- John C. Lilly, who granted was doing vast quantities of ketamine at the time

Current mood: heartbroken to discover the username "InvertedJenny" is already taken on Reddit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_Jenny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Inconnue_de_la_Seine

#moodsnapshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxnXO2RjVg

Mostly due to the association with the movie "Snatch," and the accompanying sense of throwing one's hands up in the air and going, "Okay, none of this story made the faintest sense, but I guess it turned out okay after all the sound and fury?"

I dunno, maybe it's a sign I'm getting ready to move on from the past year, or maybe it's just a mood.

TIL that the Republicans criticized the very existence of the "nuclear hotline" with Moscow for last-minute negotiations with the USSR, on the ground that it "sought accommodations with Communism" and "alienated proven allies" by deigning to communicate with The Enemy.

So yeah, basically, Republicans have been complete paranoid shitheads for decades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow%E2%80%93Washington_hotline#Political_criticism

@acetone_kitten thinking of youuuuuu https://store.steampowered.com/app/762610/Russian_Subway_Dogs/

https://www.citylab.com/equity/2018/08/commute-discrimination-is-a-thing/568030/

Does anyone who remembers Level_Head or Prester Scott know where they are these days? I kinda have this urge to print out the above article and ram it up a libertarian's nasal passage really hard.

"...the only true villain in my story: the oversized human brain." -- Leon Trotsky Trout, deadish narrator of Kurt Vonnegut's _Galapagos_

"According to naturalism, gay doesn't work" -- an actual argument advanced by someone on the Adventure Time subreddit about why Bubblegum and Marceline can't really be a "gay" couple since they're "not even the same species."

I curse this befuddled stooge to discover the postfurry community someday. The resulting neurological damage should be very rewarding to watch.

There's a goddamn reason I always refer to brainyquote.com as "Fakeyquote." Never, ever, ever trust anything they say there.

(Don't worry, this isn't a subtoot. I'm just miffed over yet another Oscar Wilde misattribution. And I really WANTED "Always forgive your enemies, nothing will annoy them so much" to be his, too. :( )

https://imgur.com/w5mKsPZ

Thought this might appeal to some of you. It's fanart of the Enlightened One (aka the "Woke Bloke"), a crow-based boss monster from Slay The Spire.

mood is (++) so now i'm seriously wondering if i didn't end up in the wrong ohio

not gonna complain, pls don't tell anybody

love my family but my mom takes SO LONG to tell a damn story, and now i'm starting to remember where i get it from

sorry everybody

I could really have done without all the Trump-branded soaps in the guest bathroom. >____<

FWIW, my parents hate Trump and Clinton about equally which, meh, is good enough. These are just leftovers from when my late uncle was living in Atlantic City and spent most of his time gambling and living off comps. They visited Trump casinos a bunch of times before he became Emperor Stubbyhands.

So, no political statement there. Still, I wince.

I know what you're thinking, and if any of you want to try your luck... be my guest. If you can't be polite (I don't blame you), be unactionable. :) Don't say anything that will give the scumbags an excuse. Not that they're gonna let you finish talking anyhow.

214-671-3001 (no answer thus far)
214-670-7253 (hung up on me)

I called one of their other departmental numbers, and they actually HUNG UP ON ME mid-sentence. Right in the middle of the word "murder," actually. I called back immediately; they picked up and then hung right back up on me.

FTR, I said NOTHING abusive, illegal, or obscene. I just asked them, as calmly as possible, "Are you going to prosecute the murderer (*click*) on your force."

They're just a motherfucking street gang. Treat 'em accordingly.