Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"It's a Nova Scotia thing. Equal parts tuna and whiskey, blended smooth. They call it a Skipjack."

o/` Owner of a dragon tart is much better than the...
owner of a dragon fart
o/` Owner of a tiger slut is much better than the... owner of a tiger butt

#clearlymybrainisoutofideasfortoday

Ooh, even better. I'm on the phase of work where I'm just taking notes for my own personal reference... so I can be as mean about the new babies as I want.

"Frickin' kids... Gonna SELL 'em."</linda_belcher>

Bitey... and lovin it!

But I guess I should rein it in and pull out my Cheerilee fursuit for dealing with my coworkers. Gotta evaluate newbs today, my poor vulnerable babies. Only kitten-scruff nips for them, as I labor to arrange them in the proper baskets and try to get them to hold still.

Hat trick.

*flashes an absolutely grim smile and cuts another notch on her belt*

The hunt. It's good this morning.

Took down a right-wing bully on Reddit, who was arguing against "leftist idiot" healthcare policy by citing a study he didn't really understand, and I think there is truly no finer way to start the day. The flavor of Hayek-cultist blood is sweet on my tongue.

I've had some fraught and complicated relationships with lapines in the past year, but I am absolutely cheering for this little guy.

https://i.redd.it/6k4ek03rg1r11.png

This Dutch Treat is certainly doing nothing to disabuse me of my belief that what we consider "magick" is little more than a neurological state.

(That is not meant to be dismissive of magickal practitioners, medicated or otherwise. A neurological state counts for a LOT, and skilled conjuration of such is an EXTREMELY important skill that is dangerously lacking today. A crusty old mystical-rationalist neurotheologist type like me might assert it's the only thing that counts at all.)

imma rawr
imma rawr @ somewuns face
imma eat ur leadurz

I resolved my tolerance issue by applying the Annie Sprinkle Principle: "The solution to bad $THING is not no $THING, it's good $THING."

So I got a quarter ounce of Dutch Treat so sticky my fingertips are still tacky just from brushing against it, and... yes, that is considerably better, thank you. I just needed to stop smoking my usual budget strains. (e.g. "Camden Kush," "Bong Salad," "PGA Classic," "Pet Smells," "REO Speedwagon," "John Deere," "Big Mixx," "Celery Diesel," et al.)

I'm still devotedly keeping the scrapbook of political articles I started in mid-2016. The main difference is that the filenames are slowly being dominated by entries like "excellent list of american atrocities by a condescending radical asshole." ;p

I'm so conflicted these days. Does it show? -_-

(if it's any consolation, the purpose of this film is to both acknowledge the urge to "destroy," and dissolve it by reduction to semantically satiated nonsense -- basically, i'm so agitated today, i'm paradoxically so sick of being angry that i'm almost happy

still, Eating All Humans sounds pretty appealing right now)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzRAB2MjSNA

Seriously, I might have picked the WRONG time for a tolerance break. Wanted to wait until payday, to maintain some vague pretense of fiscal responsibility, but... god, I'm just antsy and distractable and sullen and overcaffeinated and (despite Peg being 10 FEET AWAY and awesome) oddly lonely, and I swear I can feel my damn stripes vibrate. I hate them. I hate everything (except you). I hate matter. I hate energy.

NGL, this habit of "resolving" social injustice by saying "oh, we'll just reverse it and substitute new variables into the equation of who's Just Plain Crappy By Birth Now" is wearing real thin.

Once again, I'm stuck feeling that leftists are the absolute worst people on the planet except for centrists and the right. Can we widen that moral high ground gap just a BIT, social justice friends? Can we be a BIT less stereotypically Terran about all this? -_-

I wonder what it would take to impose a "stop and frisk" policy against American presidents, legislators, and staff?

"Excuse me, you've been acting suspicious since we elected you. We're going to have to ask you to empty your pockets and let us examine the contents. Hmmm, there seem to be an awful lot of Russian names in your phone contacts, I'm afraid we're going to have to take you down to the station."

"Yo, check it out, I put a princess crown on my princess crown." -- Xzibette

This feels like a Guaraldi morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3972E7-SOas

What happens if you give Equestrians access to Mushroom Kingdom technology and get Celestette, Lunette, and Chrysalette?

PRINCESS RECURSION. We're down the rabbit hole here, folks.