Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

This is why I don't worry about an armed uprising from the alt-right. Not only does all their military training come from Call of Duty, they pull brilliant moves like this guy trying and failing to make a swastika...

http://i.imgur.com/44UbQVw.gifv

All we have to do is send a bomber overhead, loaded up with cheap American beer attached to parachutes and "that guy called you a douche" flyers. They'll have, like, 80% casualties before they even cross the Rockies. >_<

special thanks to St. Brewster and the Wayback Machine for services rendered

There's just something about Ballard on a cool, sunny market Sunday that totally strips away six years of accumulated grumpiness about Seattle. I highly recommend it, especially if you're into snuggling other people's dogs. I have never seen so many dogs outside of a dog park.

10 am: ...leading to the complete stagnation of our culture with no way, once we reach that zero point of complete breakdown of a consensual relationship with the body politics in favor of a wholly artificial spectacle-ized version of...

10:30 am: ...looking right at me, and lookit those fluffy ears and OH MY GOD did he just lick my fingers, he's friendly, gonna pet him, yes, LOOKIT THE PUPPER, WILL YOU JUST LOOKIT...

Coming out to the cafe was a good idea.

I accidentally cut off a trailer full of golden retrievers in my dreams last night. It veered into the next lane and nearly crashed head-on onto another trailer full of golden retrievers.

They were like those car-hauler trucks, except the racks were made of soft-padded railing more like a roller coaster, and they had doggos strapped into them.

The doggos and drivers were all miraculously unharmed. I did get to check before I woke up.

Link to that Twitter thread about postfurry I mentioned earlier: https://twitter.com/doctorboda/status/950750291393163264

And most importantly, thank every single one of you, just for listening. I can't believe this is still a thing, let alone that people I haven't met know who the fuck we are. XD

I had always thought it was weird, back when we were constantly hammered by trolls, that we hadn't been welcomed more enthusiastically by other queer-nerd subcultures, because we had SO DAMN MUCH in common.

And here, it's happened. I wish I'd known back then I had nothing at all to worry about.

Mostly I'm just drawing attention to this because I need people to hide behind. ^___^;;; This hammers all my giddy-shy buttons, and it's good and bad in exactly the same way as being tickled.

I tend to do the same thing to postfurry that I do to myself, just naturally assume everyone's sick of it by now unless given clear evidence to the contrary.

I'm just so friggin' excited people adjacent to this circle see us as a net force for social good. All I wanted really. <3

Oh god, I'm too lazy to go looking for the link and I'm sure others can provide it, but... Angrboda's tweet about us.

They said REALLY NICE THINGS.

This is actually all a bit achy for me, because I still associate postfurry with all the embarrassment and overreaction I was prone to stirring up in the LJ days, but...

It's agonizing in SUCH AN AWESOME WAY, like wiggling a loose tooth. Eee. I really liked Angrboda to start with, so glad to know they like what we do. =n__n;=

Current #moodsnapshot: danger potato.

Given a good nap and a good couple hours to work up to it, I am gonna GNAW YOUR PINKY TOE OFF RAWWWRRRR but just end up napping again halfway through. https://awoo.space/media/VVmDBuAfPqdXxCvZEcQ

Ah, this may explain it: https://scidols.wordpress.com/2018/01/09/this-google-doodle-could-use-a-quick-google/

The author seems to be correct, but he also seems to be kind of a pedantic alarmist jerkass, you've been warned. -_-

I can't help noticing that the Google Doodle of Har Gobind Khorana had letters on the genes this morning (and in search top results for his name), but they're currently blank.

Now I'm desperately curious where the error was. XD

(the above is my homestar runner/zork zero/wonder showzen crossover fic, hope you liked it)

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Arc-Weld

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Not complaining about any individual or individuals changing their names/identities, BTW! A couple people had gotten that impression, and I wanted to clarify. No, that's just the cost of doing business in fandom! I'm just grumbling because I haven't sorted out my personal identity rolodex in far too long. :)

This is why I like Seattle. It gets me. Most feline place I've ever lived. https://awoo.space/media/jWPS149t6OC-2338D2U

#moodsnapshot: I just wanna close all my work tabs, grab the nearest one of you with canid tendencies, and play stick-fetch in the park with you all day. (Sadly, this is not a real offer.)

And then you have this here loser I'm living with, who doesn't even know that you're supposed to poil slurgs in wixxel grease. -_-