Show newer

sometimes the unicorn bleeds fruitjuice and cries and sometimes he doesn't only he brings a big bunch of crazy gummy blobs with him and they dance all over the place. None of the kids in the TDU like these Myxolines... specially since Liv told us what the words to their hymns meant.

Sincerely forever,

Baron K


Show thread

These Myxolines are crazy. You can tell by their clothes. The bird wears a trenchcoat and they all smell bad. We were gonna in with them on an alliance after the Temple blew up but my best pal warned me you can never tell when they're gonna divide up and then there's two and four and eight and you don't know how many are gonna show up...

foodcrime 

oh god, setting up an umami bomb (soy sauce, fish sauce, tomato paste, a little chopped anchovy, Secret Aardvark hot sauce) in this bowl of Annie's Shells and Cheese was the best post-flu idea ever

just wish i'd had some marmite on hand

next time i think i'm gonna get some sashimi-grade tuna from the farmers market and make a poke bowl over mac and cheese

and then exercise for about a day

assuming i haven't already shorted out my taste receptors through sheer overstimulus

doop dee do, don't mind me, just hashing out with my girlfriend what fruits the candygore in our queer space opera aimed at 14-year-olds are gonna be modeled after... O:)

?
?


silly, mild tmi 

biggest current complaint about my life:

my butt hurts slightly from sitting on the edge of the bathtub all week while I've had the flu and been running the shower to clear my sinuses :)

end of file

it's been a good day

TIL that "carbon fiber stucco lath" and "parge the lath" are both real construction concepts and not just "retroencabulator" phrases that they made up for the Simpsons. >_>;;

Miles Davis's "Milestones" is the best pun in music history.

Or fight me.

Or fight "Bob".

Weird gaming linguistics question:

Is there any jargon term for "the points effectively wasted when a bar/stat is refilled past its maximum?"

E.g., you have 45/50 HP and heal for 15. You are at 50/50 HP, gaining 5, and 10 points of heal effectively fizzle. You got 10 points of __________.

If there's no existing term, I'd probably go with "overheal" in that context, but what do gamers actually SAY, if anything?

crippling microbial illness(+) 

Nearly recuperated, just in time for Peg's return on Monday! I won't even be contagious, if the CDC's flu guidelines can be trusted! Meanwhile, I've lost 7-8 lbs., had a four-day tolerance break, and spent no money except for soup ingredients and facial tissue. So, I didn't expect to be saying this, but...

Thanks, flu!

Thlu.

work research joys 

Schweizerische Käseunion.

SCHWEIZERISCHE KÄSEUNION.

Someday I want to name, like, a battalion in a miniatures game that. "The Swiss Cheese Union" sounds very appropriate for my gaming style.

I have SUPER mixed feelings about Eastern Bloc Communism, largely negative, but...

I wish the USA had some kind of equivalent to these. They were probably quite terrible in practice, but something about them appeals to me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_mlec

Hi. It's me. (gaming stuff) 

Current Me in GURPS (3rd ed.) terms. I used to do this once a year or so.

awoo.space/media/bpnDqrthSQ9Pf

...

Pinterest just neatly returned an image from a Google image search. No login required. Came up right in the upper-left, and opened right up in its own screen, with no other interfering images, with no trouble.

Truly, these times bring strange omens. I fully expect a rain of frogs within the hour.

I know. I'm scared too. 😭​

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!