raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
Current mental condition:
LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.
This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 Important note - shoes should NOT be worn when being nailed to the wall. Stigmata is not a required part of the activity.
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@Soreth @zebratron2084 How else are you supposed to walk up the walls or onto the ceiling though?
I mean without revealing certain procyonid trade secrets.
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@Soreth YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS.
*eyes footwear*
*eyes hammer and nails*
*eyes shirts*
*eyes underwear*
*eyes sixteen-page manifesto about the Punctuation Cartels*
*eyes hammer and nails again*
*eyes autographed photoprint of Pepe Silvia*
*eyes the neighbor cats and goes naaaaaah*
*eyes neighbors*
...
GENIUS. Genius. GeNiUs. gEnIuS. GENIUS. Dragon is genius. Genius. Everything can be fixed. Hammer, nail. Got a hammer, need a nail. Genius. Genius.
=(@)____(@)=
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@Soreth NOW IF ONLY I CAN FIND MY GINGHAM DRESS, MATCHING BONNET, AND MY LITTLE PENGUIN FRIEND MITZI WE CAN RESTORE OXYGEN TO THE SHIP BY 2600 HOURS...
=(@)_(@)=
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 And by gum, you'll be keeping yourself constructively occupied until then!
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
... raccoon does NOT need a nail gun...
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 Need, no. But they're so useful for so many things!
raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 YouTube keeps recommending those commentaries to me. I'm not sure what this means.
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@arilin iT mEAnS thE pRopHecIEs aRe trrrrrrrrUuuuUuuuUE.
(OBSERVER: "Uh, make that a 9/10. Does anybody have a very large amount of raccoon tranquilizers by any chance?")
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 @arilin (Guards tight the jar of peanut butter after remembering that night in the Giants Club.)
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 Has the raccoon started nailing shoes to the wall yet? It's good stress relief.