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raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

Current mental condition:

LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.

This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 Has the raccoon started nailing shoes to the wall yet? It's good stress relief.

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 Important note - shoes should NOT be worn when being nailed to the wall. Stigmata is not a required part of the activity.

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@Soreth @zebratron2084 How else are you supposed to walk up the walls or onto the ceiling though?

I mean without revealing certain procyonid trade secrets.

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@Soreth YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS.

*eyes footwear*

*eyes hammer and nails*

*eyes shirts*

*eyes underwear*

*eyes sixteen-page manifesto about the Punctuation Cartels*

*eyes hammer and nails again*

*eyes autographed photoprint of Pepe Silvia*

*eyes the neighbor cats and goes naaaaaah*

*eyes neighbors*

...

GENIUS. Genius. GeNiUs. gEnIuS. GENIUS. Dragon is genius. Genius. Everything can be fixed. Hammer, nail. Got a hammer, need a nail. Genius. Genius.

=(@)____(@)=

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@Soreth NOW IF ONLY I CAN FIND MY GINGHAM DRESS, MATCHING BONNET, AND MY LITTLE PENGUIN FRIEND MITZI WE CAN RESTORE OXYGEN TO THE SHIP BY 2600 HOURS...

=(@)_(@)=

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 And by gum, you'll be keeping yourself constructively occupied until then!

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 @Soreth

... raccoon does NOT need a nail gun...

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 Need, no. But they're so useful for so many things!

raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 YouTube keeps recommending those commentaries to me. I'm not sure what this means.

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@arilin iT mEAnS thE pRopHecIEs aRe trrrrrrrrUuuuUuuuUE.

(OBSERVER: "Uh, make that a 9/10. Does anybody have a very large amount of raccoon tranquilizers by any chance?")

re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly) 

@zebratron2084 @arilin (Guards tight the jar of peanut butter after remembering that night in the Giants Club.)

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