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Sitting comfortably, just a few minutes away from the start of Cirque du Soleil's performance titled "Volta". The monitors keep encouraging us to share moments on social media with the tag but I doubt they're thinking of Mastodon. 🤷

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kasran, fourier transfemme

have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in the world depicted in the rider-waite tarot? people running around with loads of swords and huge coins, some dude hanging by his foot from a tree, goblets floating in the sky, shit would be wild

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zx3

our Rowsdower, who art in Canada,
boozy be thy name.
thy sacrifice final, thy truck be started,
for Troy as it is to Satoris.
give us this day our Beer on the Sun
and forgive us our mullets
as we forgive those who have mulleted against us
and lead us not to Saskatoon
but deliver us from ski mask'd goons.
Joike.

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"Hey, this café has a nice, quiet back room with a door that closes to keep sound out! Better yet, there are only two people in there being quiet and keeping to themselves while trying to work. Let's go in and have a loud conversation!"

— two random dudes

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Cerulean, K

trans, meme 

i.imgur.com/kab6SqO.png

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misfiled as "Keet, Electric"

Music from the game Doom (1993) but in a major key. 

I didn't do it. Enjoy.

youtube.com/watch?v=0NEzxOqPEV

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State of the Keet. (++) 

I got to spend yesterday doing stuff with people I really, truly enjoy being around! Highlights:

• Ate a really tasty breakfast at a Seattle restaurant called "Rooster" with @orrery, @KoBunny, and @IceWeasel – known as "the polycule".

• Got my mane trimmed at a salon called "Scream" while they all got color.

• Shared a fantastic dinner of Orrery's creation with the polycule, @kelseyhusky, and @mawr while we watched some _Babylon 5._

Thank you all for sharing! 💜

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errors=panic

OMG, just stumbled on this over at birbsite:

a-softer-universe.tumblr.com/

It's a mashup of #ASofterWorld ( asofterworld.com/ ) texts with #StevenUniverse screenshots and some of them are SO GOOD!!!

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Penny Merman

Pitch: Bowser and Luigi, voiced by H. Jon Benjamin and Brenden Small.

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kotep 🔞

"oh no, all i'm wearing is this pretense. and it's SO flimsy..."

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Yesterday, I had two XBone controllers with busted D-pads.

Today, with a couple replacement parts, a couple Torx screwdrivers, and a little bit of effort, I have two slightly shinier XBone controllers with working D-pads.

I feel accomplished.

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doephin

US pol, joke 

Now that I'm up I can make this one:

I am now officially more qualified to be President than Donald Trump. In that I'm a US citizen, 35, and NOT Donald Trump.

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The Old Deercember Joey 🦌🎄

If you're rubber, you're valid
If you're leather, you're valid
If you're vinyl, you're valid
If you're metal, you're valid
If you're flesh, bish you're still valid
if you exist out of ethereal material inmanipulable in this physical realm, simply phasing through this existence, valid af

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'(vidak) _(:3」∠)_

hey!

i am sponsoring an atari 2600 game coding competition!

atariage.com/forums/topic/2831

entries must be in 6502 assembly. i have about USD$100 to spend in prizes - depending on what people want, i will either award money or manufacture a game cartridge of the winning entries.

TIME TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR 8-BIT ASM!

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Just sittin' here enjoying Thai food with @orrery on her hatching-day.

Love you, silly bird. 💜

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Snek Sorceress

Heyo everyone! Im doing some sprite commissions! Opening 3 slots at 15 a piece. DM me for more info!

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Tahajin

In light of recent contra-versy…

If you're trans and you indistinguishable from your gender identity, you are valid.

If you're trans and you're anywhere on the spectrum between almost passing and has-yet-to-start passing, you are valid.

If you're trans and you physically cannot start transitioning because of where you live and the climate therein, you are valid.

If you're trans, you're valid - not a pox on the LGBT movement. End of line.

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always impermanent

Oh my gosh. IPA Scrabble.
allthingslinguistic.com/post/3

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alarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓
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Mg. Orrery Golden 🦚

[1.Ch.] Bertram and Ernest, Postmuppets 

Knife: Death of the Author says that Frank Oz's opinion of whether or not Bert is gay is irrelevant; what matters is whether the audience performs homosexuality on Bert.

Sword: Nobody's opinion of Bert's sexuality matters; only Bert's would, and Bert's fictive nature renders us unable to interrogate him.

Bardiche: Bert's opinion of his sexuality still matters.

Glaive-glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme: Bert gay.

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