misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

New glittery dress.
Pro: comfortable and sparkly
Con: craft herpes everywhere.

"day off" just means we do all the work that no one sees immediately

The only reason I just lost that match of Splatoon is because the other team was better than ours was. That's the only reason. If they weren't as good as we were, we totally would have had th

There are both advantages and disadvantages to knowing what a claymore is. It's a double-edged sword

Idly wondering about the ISO 9000 certification documents for those factories that are always taking unsuspecting passers-by and accidentally turning them into cow mannequins or toon lamps or whatever. Like, how detailed is the management procedure for these incidents?

Also, kind of understanding why everybody treated me like that in middle school.

The Terra-ists were winning.

Wave after wave of their clumsy, improvised starships burned across the galaxy, spreading fear and chaos in the name of their backward, blue-green planet.

They bled viral DNA bases from ancient nightmares, and breathed burning, corrosive _oxygen_.

Their society was brutal: financialised industrial capitalism.

There was only one answer. The free races of the galaxy were forced to combine to save themselves.

But could they build the singularity gun in time?

👨: Die, 👿, you don't belong in this 🗺!
🦇: It was not by my 🖐 that I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by 👨 who wish to pay me 💵.
👨: 💵? You steal 👨 👻, and make them your slaves!
🦇: The same could be said of all ✝.
👨: Your words are as empty as your 👻! 👨 😷 needs a 👼 such as you!
🦇: What is a 👨? (🍷 💥) A 😢 💩 of secrets! But enough talk! ⚔

I'd like to add you

to my professional

network on LinkedIn.

Shit. Wrong meme, sorry!

BURMA SHAVE

Sneak cashews from the snack shelf in the break room, put in paper bowl.
Steal honey from the tea-and-coffee station, put on nuts in bowl.
Filch salt and pepper shakers from break room table, add to nuts and honey.
Stir, microwave for thirty seconds, stir again, let crystallize.

Sweet and spicy nuts lovingly snuck out from under the Looming Ones. Return remaining ingredients if you think they deserve them back.

I didn't either.

🐇 🐇 🐇 🐇

http://i.imgur.com/JsDDnld.gifv

The Gay plush way
Quilted Queers
Fabricated American Faeries
Enby Soft Demi-toys
Transgender Toys
Seam Queens

Legalize Same-Stitch Marriage

@neonNeptunian @CoronaCoreanici Quatre-vingt, fais-le flamber.

(this is not my original content but is good laugh, no?)

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it