Foaming at the mouth about YouTube.
Parentfuckers, stop randomly changing stupid little shit just to break every script I have in place to keep your website from infuriating me.
I never, ever want a video to auto-play. If I should genuinely feel the need to trust you sociopathic corporate fuckstains to roll tape before I'm good and ready, just shove an icepick in the spongecake that plays at being my frontal cortex because I've clearly lost my mind and need to be made safe.
Fuck YouTube.
Roy Moore tweets that we’ve got to go back to the recognition of god, and to that end I’ve created this handy god recognition chart you can keep in your pocket!
https://awoo.space/media/OPyxkfhdapB4NwDEJPA
Adorably petty design complaint.
And here's the part that takes this from "mild misstep in the practicality department" to "did any of you knuckledraggers ever try to actually use this bloody thing":
It looks like this from the back. (Hey, look who has brand-new third-gen Hue bulbs in their bedroom!)
https://awoo.space/media/v0lw6K_RNkZpXoZWyTc
All that exhaust grill space where it curves downward? Empty inside. It would have been trivial to mould a handle into the centre.
Adorably petty design complaint.
I own a "portable room air purifier" which is essentially a glorified box fan with HEPA and charcoal filters strapped to it.
The manufacturer's definition of portability involves four small casters on the bottom of the thing, which makes for trivial relocation effort provided it's only travelling on a hardwood floor and not over any threshholds.
Sadly, it becomes evident in every single other reasonable use case that what the thing really needed was a HANDLE.
LoZ:ALttP Randomizer
Finally, this seed is done. Fifteen freakin' hours of wandering about, most of it trying to find the bloody Magic Mirror.
And yes, that's Neon Link. Don't try to play with Neon Link unless you really like barely being able to see yourself.
fragmentary text of "The Wanderer," Anglo-Saxon poem
Well there's Hilde on my left and there's Devona on my right
And Mercia is the girl that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I open up my kyrtul to show Aethelinde on my chest
I am the wanderer
They call me the wanderer
Yes I'm the wanderer
I go around and around and around and around
Oh where is the horse and rider, and where is the horn a blowin'?
Where is the helm and hauberk and the bright hair flowin'?
Tozen At Lowes:
Tozen was smashing flower pots at Lowes when his student, a store clerk, approaches in agitation.
"Tozen! Why are you destroying these pots?"
The master shook his head.
"I have destroyed nothing. The void which constitutes the pot still remains."
The student-clerk was incredulous
"I do not see this void."
Tozen smiled "Look around you."
The clerk did as he was told.
When he looked back to Tozen he saw nothing, and was enlightened.
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