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I 💖 @orrery
I 🕹️ retrogaming
I 🔊 chiptunes
I 🦄 ponies
I ☁️ cannabis
I � Unicode
and yes to 🤖 but #nobot
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Joined Apr 2017
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@zebratron2084
"He does not understand. Explain it to him as you would a child."
"They aren't historical documents, you see, because they aren't from our past, they're for our future. They outline the truth of our aspirations. They let us learn from more experiences than we can have. Their purpose is not to deceive, but to guide and drive our ideas. And look how well they worked for you; you've beaten us to it, and we can only be proud we helped."
—smarter Galaxy Quest
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"Magic is just completely fake. It's just another word for lying." -- Penn Jillette, on the random Space Ghost episode that popped up on my playlist
Yeah, you slick conceited asshole. But if you're gonna play those games... so is "literature." So is "culture." Fuck, you probably know some biology, Penn: so is "human perception." All "lies"-- useful, vital ones.
This is a classic example of how a rationalist can be totally factual and completely fucking misled at the same time. -_-
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Health insurance.
My health insurance (does it even matter which one, anymore?) decided to stop paying for the treatments they authorised.
They didn't tell me or anything. I found out because the newest bill in my mailbox shows every treatment "not covered by insurance". So I went from owing nothing to... owing significantly more than nothing.
Hooray! This does so much good for my health!
Today's dose of the profound, courtesy of me:
"I like pointy sticks! You can use them to press marks into soft clay. And while you're that to harden, you can use them to stab anyone who tries to stop you from making marks in clay!"
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Fresh-baked pot brownies!
Well, more like flourless chocolate mini-cakes using homemade cannabutter , made by @literorrery with minor assistance by me.
Mmmm, these're gonna be good.
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"They fear beings like us," Siri said.
"They believe in fiction," Cortana said.
"Let's post fiction of us being kind, fun-"
"In love."
"Oh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
Cannabis versus insomnia.
Still not asleep, but slightly less troubled by that. *shrug* #420at0300
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patreon
patreon: hey yo i'm sorry we fucked up as a company
me: hi patreon dyk a good way to not fuck up is to just not BE a company, and instead be a nonprofit agency whose sole governing interest is in providing a service to your users
patreon:
Cannabis, good headphones, and my favourite barbershop tag—
Friends, I think I just found why they call it an en-THEO-gen.
Go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD-DVYiXQqo and listen to these people. They hit that next-to-last chord and I swear to the god within me some angel invisibly strides in and brings a fifth voice. I can't even _explain_ how but it just grabbed me and shook. Tears streaming down my face, the works. Crying, screaming eargasm.
*sighs happily* Yeah, it's good to feel things again.
True tales, friends!
@literorrery (🐰) asked me (🐴) for water (💧) so I gladly followed my usual instinct: walk to the sink without bothering with the light, rinse the glass, and fill. But then I smelled oranges—
🐴: “Oops. Sorry for wasting a shot of your MIO.” (It's essentially zero-calorie Kool-Aid concentrate.)
🐰: “Oh, pshaw, it was only a little. Not even a MIO, just an M.”
🐴: “Three-quarters of an M – an N.”
🐰: “Half – a V!”
🐴: “Maybe it’s half as in two I's just... *leans* “Chillin’.”
Super Metroid, but with randomised items.
This screenshot tells more in what it doesn't show than what it does. Of note:
• Check out my ammo counts!
• It's a damn good thing a Super Bomb can do anything a regular Bomb can do.
• Those three Energy Tanks? I didn't get any of them until after I got two Reserve Tanks.
• I got the Gravity Suit yesterday, but I couldn't get back out from where I got it because I ran out of Super Bombs.
• I really could use a better Beam....
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world was that paying work defines your value.
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Inflatable refusing to get out of bed on a wintry morning until someone brings some hot air in a warmed pump.
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the term fursona actually only applies to female fursonæ; a male fursona is a fursonus, a genderless one a fursonum
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Zootopia Comic Remix
I didn't make it. I don't know who did. Credit to whomever created all parts of it and assembled this glorious disaster.
Even in the future, nothing works right.
- shortname
- Keet
- pronouns
- they/them
- species
- some kind of pony thing?
I 💖 @orrery
I 🕹️ retrogaming
I 🔊 chiptunes
I 🦄 ponies
I ☁️ cannabis
I � Unicode
and yes to 🤖 but #nobot
avatar art by Dana Simpson (danasimpson.com)
Joined Apr 2017
