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Relatedly, if anyone has ever managed to purchase a tall plus-size (let's say 24ish) women's styled coat from any website that wasn't Lands' End, I beg you to share your secrets. All I've found thus far is a bunch of SEO-fuelled lies.

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No, you don't get to claim to carry "tall plus-size clothing for women" if all you actually have are a couple pair of pants in 18T.

Looking at you, EVERY CLOTHING RETAILER EVER.

For diabetics and calorie-counters:

Sugar-free Tide Pods!

you : 4/20 duuuuude
me, an intellectual : 0.2 blaze it

It's great that so many gadgets have built-in rechargeable batteries.

It'd be nicer if they weren't all engineered to turn on accidentally when jostled in a bag so as to discharge completely before I get the chance to use them.

I admit, when I first got the 3d printer running, I downloaded a few things to make. Who doesn't? A car, some indefinite articles. But once I realized I could craft my own artisanal small-batch pronouns, well. I was free of Big Gender. They aren't 'counterfeits' - they're *art*.

shoutouts to that one scene from willy wonka, you know the one

Twice Baked 

I did it.
Prototype 0.0.1 completed.
I hit the Fruity Pebbles, about a bowl-and-a-half... and then I prepared an almond cinnamon flourless jaconde with butterscotch chips.

I completed a full task in the kitchen while high.

"Really good baked goods for when you're good and really baked." -- @ElectricKeet

Attention deficit. 

Occasionally, I look up and notice that other people have done things. Look at those cool things you did!

How do you do that?

How do you... you know, do things? I mean, I get ideas all the time, but then I try to do things and then suddenly I'm doing other things, or usually no things. But I see the things other people do, and I just wanna know....

How do you do things?

Shit What Adept Says 

"The benefits of a graduate degree; I can meow." {9}

Weird brain stuff? 

You know, @LexYeen just reminded me that I can't actually shuffle a deck of cards. My father tried desperately to teach me but it never took.

The fastest I ever managed to type was around 55 WPM, and I can only look away from the keys for a half-second before my error rate skyrockets. Additionally, I have to consciously work to keep my keystrokes light, but I always bottom out the keys.

I've never thought of this in terms of disability, but holy hell it's affected my life.

I will sleep now and try not to have memories of Dog's Life (PS2) haunt me.

The shyest of people would leave their faces at home while they went about their public business. Concerned friends gave kindly meant gifts of masks. Some even found masks that improved on public featurelessness. That required an amazing intimacy, though, or great good luck.

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