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we're at the point in the pandemic when all the mystics have become jaded with their own tarot decks and people have decided that feral divination with fridge magnets, screaming, rotting leaves, and taco bell hot sauce packets are the way forward

Remember, remember,
the third of the fourth,
and the Forth of the Firth,
and the sixth;
The fifth and the fall,
and the major lift,
or however it goes,
But not this.

everyone asks "why are you in my house", but nobody asks "how-
hm
no wait that's usually the next question

no i guess things are all fine here

The #Meta plot thickens! Turns out that #Facebook doesn't actually own the name Meta because it belongs to another company that's currently in stealth mode.

That didn't seem to stop Facebook from publicly announcing the name change and branding, quite the Zuck move. :blobpopcorn:

Meta (the real one) have posted a public letter about this on their front page. I'm linking the Archive copy because the front page will be eventually replaced by an actual website:
🔗 web.archive.org/web/2021110321

people shit on "It"s Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown" and rightfully so, but let us speak bluntly about one thing: buttered toast and home-popped popcorn are top-tier food items. sometimes buttered toast is the best thing in the world. if somebody offered me buttered toast and popcorn for Thanksgiving, hell yes i'm going to their house.

If anyone ever gives you shit about your gender, they're just enbious.

bitten by a radioactive horn section, he learned that with great soundtrack comes great responsibility.

i just now realized the melody in the losing horn from price is right is the fucking motif from the theme of the show

RT @sagescrittore@twitter.com

last night Ursula K. Le Guin visited my dreams and I said to her "Queerness is a long thread of hurt" and she answered "Now what will you mend with that thread?" and it rocked me so hard I woke up crying

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sagescrittore/stat

Yelling at software-shaped cloud, nothing to see here, move along. 

Adobe's central Creative Cloud app – the one that's there to slow startup times, eat resources, and occasionally fetch "bug fixes and performance improvements" updates for actual design software – nags for updates to itself (not the design stuff) every time it starts up. If declined a few times in a row, Adobe starts emailing reminders to do so.

They email me to nag me to update the software updater.

Adobe, just fuck off already.

Where are the bird furries at?
Tell us which designs make your heart flutter!

I'm convinced that the Star Ocean series is some kind of front for a money-laundering operation, because I cannot in any other fashion explain how those games keep getting made.

you don’t miss the 90s, you miss being younger and having a more bearable cost of living and an Internet which wasn’t largely advertising and a political and ecological situation which wasn’t so obviously sliding downhill and space which wasn’t the domain of multibillionaires and media and Photoshop which you actually owned and

you miss the 90s

There's something amusing about imagining confused far-future archaeologists.
(half-hour doodle)

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