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for some reason I really like this form of humor, where you say something that's true for everything but with the implication that there might be some exceptions

Fact: Almost everything that has ever happened happened at some point in the past.

Hmm. Anyone have any tips for fixing a mouse that's working erratically on certain surfaces? I put new sheets on my bed and now I can't do computer in bed as easily :<

seriously discord stop taking up so much space with your notifications you do not need to invisibly cover 25% of the entire screen for a tiny notification in the corner

oh hey @cloakable, I know you. Or well, you spoke with my predecessor Xolroc some, years and years ago. Hi!

I just remembered an analogy I made a while ago that I liked.

Many of my friends are not neurotypical and as I am not neurotypical myself one would think that would make it easier to understand them than neurotypical people, but in fact it's more like speaking two drastically different nonstandard dialects of the same language. Both I and they know the standard language, and can understand it, but we can each only easily speak our respective dialects, which can lead to misunderstandings.

Today on Felthry Overthinks Things: Headphones in a world where people have all sorts of different body layouts and might have ears in weird places.

I would guess that--for ideal surround-sound experience--there'd have to be software stuff for marking where each ear is, and then the music files would be encoded as multiple parts with 3d locations for each source, to determine phasing and other inter-aural characteristics.

attention @vahnj and other kobold-lovers: I found this adorable thing on tumblr today. https://justbillyisfine.tumblr.com/post/165876314642/limebreaker-mlem-ahhhhhhhh

goodnight mastopeople

Why are hot tamales (the candy) called that anyway? they're nothing like tamales in flavor, color, or shape and their hotness all comes from cinnemaldehyde instead of capsaicin

So I just managed to set off a smoke detector while trying to boil water.

Clearly I am not cut out for this.

*flops* weekend.

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Only in a JRPG can you see characters seriously talk about trapping the kuiper belt.

I like how English has a system of wh- questions and th- answers. Where? There. What? That. When? Then. Wherefore? Therefore.

But there are a few missing words. There's no tho to go with who, no thy to go with why, no thich to go with which.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23587176/ Someone linked me to this cute thing earlier--3d animated quilava with some neat lighting effects!

uhh, hm. I found this browser extension (Index, https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/index-organize-everything/ ) that lets you quickly save snippets of webpages to go back to later, which sounds useful, but you need to make an account for it and the 'sign up' button just leads to the download page....?