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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cat

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Get Cat

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sleep armadillo wakes up and wonders what new world they've teleported to this time

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Robert Holmes villain

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Venture Capital for IoT-connected juice bag squeezers $120,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tech bubble is bursting

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evie

Twitter: NO ONE MUST KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
Mastodon: Oh yeah, I live in this city. I work for this company. I live super close to my work. I usually go to these places on these days. If you find me put a collar on my and I'll be your pet no biggie. Here's a picture of what I look like and the outside of my apartment to make it easier

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Nolan

I remember back in the old country, my grandma used to spend long hours working in the fields just to squeeze the juice from a potato. Now thanks to Juicero anyone in the world can mine their bitcoins from the comfort of our kitchen

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one-sentence rant 

old people complaining about young people drive me nuts

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Tom (tired of the computer)

Pringles you don't just eat em

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@masklayer this is the worst ad slogan because it's very wrong

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Tom (tired of the computer)

For sale
Juice bag
Never squeezed

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Tom (tired of the computer)

Don't forget to pupdate your soft wares

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shork

2017: people are making fun of the squeeze-bag-juice company
2117: all food is exclusively available from DRM-protected bags, hand-squeezing is prohibited by law

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Rowlet

*toughs it out so u won't feel sad*

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learning from France of the past, politics 

So weird that in France none of the rich people paid any taxes and it was hard to get by as a poor person so THEY CUT THE HEADS OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING RICH PEOPLE.

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@deerfox@mastodon.social I mean, if you already knew that story I have no idea why it's the discourse of the day. Just as lost, but i think it's fun. Awoo~

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@deerfox@mastodon.social $400 wifi connected techbro juicer, with proprietary juice bags. The bags can be pressed by hand. 120 million dollars of venture capitalist money for less than nothing. Schadenfreude ensues.

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revenant

gaming: posting gay porn on the public timeline

#gameing: posting gay porn on the public timeline using appropriate content warnings

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tom (available elsewhere)

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@revenant Turns out you don't need the puppetero to use the racist puppets; you can just use your bare hands,,

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workshopping a comedy bit where I pretend to think that juicebro CEO Jeff Dunn and shitty puppet comedian Jeff Dunham are the same guy

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