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it is 2077. juice is now the global currency. our glorious overlord Jeff Dunn tightly controls the economy with his global array of Juicero presses, now the only legal source of juice on earth

a group of ragtag rebels start an illegal hand-press operation, stealing bags of the government's fruit and pressing them... into *freedom*

@masklayer I will 3d print juice and there's nothing you can do to stop me

follow me on instagram where i squeeze juicero bags for your ASMR pleasure

IMPORTANT NOTICE 

you're important
you're valid
your identity is not fake
your presence is making this a better place
i'm glad you're here

Glad the Juicero is failing so it doesn't cut into my Juicerotic, the wi-fi juicer that makes you horny.

Awii

(that was a legit typo and I'm gonna just toss this into the collective subconcious now)

@forestservice This is my internal struggle when soliciting emotional support from my brand new awoo friends... And now I feel like I'm doing it again! Oh no!!

Video with quick cuts, maybe photosensitive?? 

This h*cking shot of an early render of 2D spinning in front of color bars is so funny to me youtu.be/zfu4j0mILCY?t=2m50s

attn. witches.town, other witches & those with witches in their lives in need of legwears: sockdreams.com/blog/2017/04/20

sockdreams seems like a really nice outfit, they take care to note the ways products in use may differ from their descriptions & their listings look to take care to include people across a range of sizes & gender presentations~

I've been so happy hanging out here with all of you beautiful people. You are all awesome little fighters and lovers and you are all so perfect. No im not crying. Shut up. 🐄

Personal Trans, Family, Swearing?? 

@Fuego Thank you. I guess what I should really take away from this is I shouldn't blame myself for not being accommodating enough, because nothing will be enough. Now if I can just make it literally one more month...!

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