I'm checking birdsite for the news every so often (it's so much healthier not to stare at it forever now) and apparently Sean Spicer said Assad was worse than Hitler cuz Hitler didn't use chem weapons??? and then he clarified that "[Hitler] was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing" because Hitler "brought them into the Holocaust centers" ????? I've never heard a clarification actually make things worse like that. Holocaust Centers??

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 20:26

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Yo did anyone else see the new arena level for Dark Souls 3 pvp? It's literally just Pontiff's final destination http://imgur.com/a/O4ePE

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**Jaycie (Squid Mode)** @jaycie@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 20:07

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 20:05

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Personal Trans Stuff

Just confronted my dad about things. What a weird, halting transition. I came out last fall but still have no clue what's in the cards medically. I dunno why they act like a medically necessary therapy would be too expensive for them and their two brand new cars.

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 10, 2017, 14:17

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I'm at the casino
I'm at the combination dojo and casino (all in the mind)

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**Crom, Kobold King** @vahnj@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 18:22

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whooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?

scrungy bumpus

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**Bunny Kid** @JillianMaywhether@anticapitalist.party · Apr 11, 2017, 17:19

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Really though, why does mastodon have to be the "twitter killer"? Can't it just be a thing?

Capitalism makes it so natural for us to rhink in terms of scarcity that usually doesn't exist or doesn't *have* to exist.

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 15:54

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I'm so tired of being back in the closet at home. How the hell do you even go back into the closet with the same people???? Anyone else have people suddenly "forget" you were ever trans, despite living with you the whole time? Ugggh

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**Rose** @modernmodron@slime.global · Apr 11, 2017, 15:02

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**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 15:38

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A Baby Who Born With Sunglasses Already On

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**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 14:19

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vaporwave, a history
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2009: nobody here
2010: ecco the dolphin
2011: new dreams & floral shoppe
...
...
2015: seinfeld
2016: hentai screengrab with a windows 95 start button in the corner
2017: any video game that has purple in it

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**Rowlet** @rowletbot@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 04:33

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 03:37

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 03:37

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Awooo~

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**JEC 🌙** @jec@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 02:46

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You are in a maze of twisty instances all alike. You are likely to be eaten by awoo!

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 02:12

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 02:12

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**Misty** @dog@awoo.space · Apr 11, 2017, 00:21

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Awooo~ https://twitter.com/polarsom/status/849957421552238592

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