Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

2017: people are making fun of the squeeze-bag-juice company
2117: all food is exclusively available from DRM-protected bags, hand-squeezing is prohibited by law

*toughs it out so u won't feel sad*

So weird that in France none of the rich people paid any taxes and it was hard to get by as a poor person so THEY CUT THE HEADS OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING RICH PEOPLE.

gaming: posting gay porn on the public timeline

#gameing: posting gay porn on the public timeline using appropriate content warnings

https://slime.global/media/0R0wBfoh2tzabdF71wY

workshopping a comedy bit where I pretend to think that juicebro CEO Jeff Dunn and shitty puppet comedian Jeff Dunham are the same guy

it is 2077. juice is now the global currency. our glorious overlord Jeff Dunn tightly controls the economy with his global array of Juicero presses, now the only legal source of juice on earth

a group of ragtag rebels start an illegal hand-press operation, stealing bags of the government's fruit and pressing them... into *freedom*

@masklayer I will 3d print juice and there's nothing you can do to stop me

follow me on instagram where i squeeze juicero bags for your ASMR pleasure

you're important
you're valid
your identity is not fake
your presence is making this a better place
i'm glad you're here

Glad the Juicero is failing so it doesn't cut into my Juicerotic, the wi-fi juicer that makes you horny.

LAST ONE I SWEAR.

Internet: Rickroll

#Internette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

https://mastodon.social/media/M2glQ4UrwvHoZCy7pcY please enjoy this drawing, which I am entering into the public domain out of shame.

Woah Woah there's a whole video https://youtu.be/5DaVnriHhPc

attn. witches.town, other witches & those with witches in their lives in need of legwears: https://www.sockdreams.com/blog/2017/04/20/gift-collections-witchy-wonders/

sockdreams seems like a really nice outfit, they take care to note the ways products in use may differ from their descriptions & their listings look to take care to include people across a range of sizes & gender presentations~