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Hi! I'm Valora | Otter Pop | Sociable Disaster Gay | Poly Pan Trans Demigirl | 🔞Adults Only Pls🔞
Joined Apr 2017
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One week since Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following
Gaming: I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare
#Gameing: It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet
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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
I'm gonna fuck your wife now
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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
It is claimed Ernest once wrote
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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
For Sale
Juice Machine
Not Necessary
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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
It said: "I need about treefiddy."
It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
Do not awoo: 350 dollar penalty
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Here's a YouTube you can share about the African famine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01W0gOGlaE4
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who's gonna make a juicero emulator so we can develop malware for it
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gaming: buying a $400 juicer
#gameing: buying a $400 console, playing Cooking Mama and making fictional juice while mama compliments you on your juice-making skills
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cat #replacemovietitleswithcats
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sleep armadillo wakes up and wonders what new world they've teleported to this time
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Venture Capital for IoT-connected juice bag squeezers $120,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tech bubble is bursting
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Twitter: NO ONE MUST KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
Mastodon: Oh yeah, I live in this city. I work for this company. I live super close to my work. I usually go to these places on these days. If you find me put a collar on my and I'll be your pet no biggie. Here's a picture of what I look like and the outside of my apartment to make it easier
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I remember back in the old country, my grandma used to spend long hours working in the fields just to squeeze the juice from a potato. Now thanks to Juicero anyone in the world can mine their bitcoins from the comfort of our kitchen
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one-sentence rant
old people complaining about young people drive me nuts
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Pringles you don't just eat em
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For sale
Juice bag
Never squeezed
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Don't forget to pupdate your soft wares
- Pronouns
- She/Her They/Them
- Furry?
- Yea
- Gay?
- Yup
- Horny On Main?
- Sometimes???
Hi! I'm Valora | Otter Pop | Sociable Disaster Gay | Poly Pan Trans Demigirl | 🔞Adults Only Pls🔞
Joined Apr 2017
