Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

Here's a YouTube you can share about the African famine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01W0gOGlaE4

who's gonna make a juicero emulator so we can develop malware for it

gaming: buying a $400 juicer
#gameing: buying a $400 console, playing Cooking Mama and making fictional juice while mama compliments you on your juice-making skills

sleep armadillo wakes up and wonders what new world they've teleported to this time

https://awoo.space/media/F9-Z4orsDjAODJimo-A

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Venture Capital for IoT-connected juice bag squeezers $120,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tech bubble is bursting

Twitter: NO ONE MUST KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
Mastodon: Oh yeah, I live in this city. I work for this company. I live super close to my work. I usually go to these places on these days. If you find me put a collar on my and I'll be your pet no biggie. Here's a picture of what I look like and the outside of my apartment to make it easier

old people complaining about young people drive me nuts

Pringles you don't just eat em

For sale
Juice bag
Never squeezed

Don't forget to pupdate your soft wares

2017: people are making fun of the squeeze-bag-juice company
2117: all food is exclusively available from DRM-protected bags, hand-squeezing is prohibited by law

*toughs it out so u won't feel sad*

So weird that in France none of the rich people paid any taxes and it was hard to get by as a poor person so THEY CUT THE HEADS OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING RICH PEOPLE.

gaming: posting gay porn on the public timeline

#gameing: posting gay porn on the public timeline using appropriate content warnings

https://slime.global/media/0R0wBfoh2tzabdF71wY

workshopping a comedy bit where I pretend to think that juicebro CEO Jeff Dunn and shitty puppet comedian Jeff Dunham are the same guy

it is 2077. juice is now the global currency. our glorious overlord Jeff Dunn tightly controls the economy with his global array of Juicero presses, now the only legal source of juice on earth

a group of ragtag rebels start an illegal hand-press operation, stealing bags of the government's fruit and pressing them... into *freedom*