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@ElectricKeet it actually feels terrible to watch my husband get disowned by his horrible father :(

My father in law just said he "refuses to to be treated like a second class citizen"

Because we dont want to hang out with him because he says deliberately inflammatory racist shit all the time...

My head is gonna fuckin explode

@typhlosion are you watching the first season? It's the worst by far but you can skip it

motherfuckers, violence 

My father in law just texted my husband out of the blue to say I'm not allowed on his property. Last time I saw him he was on my property saying he was gonna use my BLM signs for target practice.

That was like 3 months ago. Last my mother in law saw him he told her he was putting up a confederate war monument on his property.

I hope he is in a terrible car accident.

how many lightbulbs does it take to change the system

Farming is just vore and gore and trying to keep a positive k/d ratio. If stardew valley were realistic it'd be more gruesome than call of duty.

That fucker could have nailed me if he was so inclined. I didn't see him until I'd walked past him twice.

I guess I do farm work with my .22 from now on?

Went to lock up the chickens and a raccoon had just broken in to the main chicken run. Ran to get my .22 and he was gone when I returned, lucky for us all.

Spent the next hour fixing the hole he made. Have to reinforce the coop again tomorrow.

My pelt count remains 1.

rodent death 

Oops. A mouse made the mistake of thinking our house was a good place to look for food >.<
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@pzmyers@octodon.social that is the most embarrassing article I have ever seen anyone have the audacity to publish...

@literorrery @bea does installing ransomware on automation control systems count as "unionizing the robots"?

@asonix@asonix.dog is that a Gadsden tattoo??

why am i ranting about star wars who cares 

@theoutrider @tcql@octodon.social @Elizafox get in the robot Luke!!

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