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I need a slightly older dominant femme girlfriend that will treat me like a pet dog

Is that so much to ask??

@Trev@icosahedron.website alternately never talk to him again

Aikido tests went well and I’m not too beat (or I don’t hurt yet) but apparently senseis both thought they’d already given me a rank higher than I have like several years ago haha

Rank is bullshit.

@Trev@icosahedron.website second only to the new shojo ai shop

Straight panic 

@Vann@glitch.social a girl I know told me her boyfriend doesn’t like to touch her vagina because “it makes him feel like a gynecologist”

Its gray. I have a lot of work to do then I have to go be uke for a bunch of aikido tests tonight but my hip impingement is real bad and I’m tired and hungry and I just want to play persona and huddle up.

Help.

@ddipaola its all the same - our fundamental understanding of optimizations contains the flaw - not a particular implementation

(also sparc was the best)

@ddipaola if you want to be all "I'm switching off intel!" because of meltdown thats pretty much where you need to be. Somewhere prior to the first mips chips.

gender dysphoria survey! 

@literorrery @starkatt @mxsparks @green I also gave up due to assumptions

Wish I could have long nails again but my hobbies make that unpossible

@Fuego So, what you're saying is that there are multiple avenues for an attacker to exploit the concept of optimization, because optimization represents the system interacting with stuff outside the software's control while reporting to the software that everything is normal. And any gap between what a system does and what it reports it did is a potential vector. And that's how we get Twitch Plays Amazon, or whatever the next TASBot masterpiece is.

@literorrery even apart from those side effects, optimizations are using some extra information to make these short circuit decisions so you can always infer the information. Further, you can sometimes control the short circuit if you can influence the extra information.

@literorrery it just lets you use known classes in very flexible ways.

i'm convinced every optimization allows for some attacker control or theft of information at this point.

Page de-duplification is the new branch prediction.

We're watching modern computational optimization dissolve.

@angrboda me itching violently: uhh hey uhhh when is the new ep of citrus huh??

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