Kistaro Windrider @Kistaro@awoo.space

All I really want is to be the tyrannical Breeder-Queen of a species of invading alien dragon creatures successfully taking over the world, why is that so much to ask

I'm glad @Jacel still likes me even though I cause hir severe static electric shocks whenever I hug hir on this couch this winter

My intent for 2018 is to learn to love shamelessly. I am constantly fighting an urge to apologise to people I love and who love me, about loving them, and... that's really not an okay thing to have this urge to apologise about.

"You can't kill gods with laptop batteries."

Discussion about movies tends to result in descriptions of things that I would also like to watch movies about

Sid Meier's Civilization (any edition) is a story about spending five thousand years building a robust and stable civilization, prepared and planning for a prosperous future and striving to build a utopia, then throwing it away in twenty years in a desperate effort to get the fuck off the planet and/or suddenly take it over violently.

It is unrealistic only in its optimism.

Apparently my default response to insomnia is online grocery shopping

The problem with cargo pants is how easily I misplace my phone, in my own pants

For some reason, my brain is insistent that "an umbrella with a mount for an umbrella to keep your umbrella dry" is an important idea, and it is clearly wrong about this, yet I am unable to convince it of that.

I'm starting to like my own appearance, especially without a shirt

I don't know why, but I'm not complaining

Any recommendations for an HDMI 2.0x HDCP 2.2 switcher with at least four inputs (five preferred) that reliably performs auto switching? I no longer need audio signal extraction or EDID spoofing, but I do want 4K@60hz full passthrough (including multichannel audio signals, unchanged). I have had very poor luck finding switchers that automatically switch. (my soundbar itself only has 3 ports, which are currently PS4, PC, and a 5-to-1 HDMI 1.4 switcher that does not auto switch reliably.)

BRUCE WILLIS

as

GERIATRIC FRODO BAGGINS

because

OLD HOBBITS DIE HARD

Capsaicin in food is the most hilariously pointless recreational drug humans use in daily life. "Causes fake pain to mucus membranes"

And I say that as someone who enjoys spicy food. >..>

Sometimes I miss Twitter, entirely because I'm following many more accounts there that mostly post latex scalie porn

thought debris for @neonNeptunian, @Oneironott, @KawaSeadrake, @emanate, etc.: a Neptunian room escape game

Having now watched Die Hard for the first time, I want to watch a movie about a group of *entirely reasonable* people who suddenly need a ton of money but don't have any, but also suddenly have a ton of military-grade munitions and few other meaningful resources. How could a non-crazy person do it?

I may be the only person in the world who would want to watch this seriously but I'd enjoy a farce too

And now for massive static electricity buildup accidentally shocking @Jacel in the face when sie tried to kiss me in the forehead. Ow.