Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"I am the god of Hellfire! And I bring you..."

* gods of everything that isn't Hellfire, very possibly Monty Python members in housewife drag *

"There's Arthur bringing you Hellfire again."
"Oh he says he'll take me to learn. Really rather nice."
"He does this every sodding day, you know. Without fail."

@ziphi careful study for the results, evil for the aesthetics

@ziphi *furiously air guitars, headbangs*

okay so everything I'm thinking of now about art is that I want to trend towards cartoonier/more stylized AND less literal, more coherent overall color shift (so that looks more bold and dramatic while in reality being fairly subdued)

this is COMPLETELY not any sort of porn I find hot, for but honestly the expressions and color use are masterful at a level I'd do well to study so yeah, stereotypical het furry porn for the win at least *sometimes*.

seriously it's all about taking color less literally and moving what are theoretically different hues/saturation levels more towards a coherent whole.

I also notice that a different furry artist whose character design I like less has the same sort of color sense (so the cartoonier figures and features really fit here) and yet a third furry artist who does porn I'm a little turned off by tbh? is a complete MASTER of value contrasts,

I dare say do you have a SHOWER ROTTWEILER FEMBOY in this furry gym? all the best stereotypical muscle Gay gyms in furry porn have a shower rottweiler femboy to conveniently show up whenever any stereotypically muscled and hung dude happens to get a boner while in the shower or while using the lat pulldown machine

it's ALWAYS the lat pulldown machine, btw. Is that thing ever free?

I'm JUST a stupid animal that thinks about the potential of nearly everything to hurt it, and I'm expected to have a human neurotypical long term thinking

I really am trying to human better, though I guess that's like rethink and revise current negative coping mechanisms; it would be easier to think with an acceptance of the longer term, or swap so I was less online and insomniac, if there were more positive stuff ahead in general, however everything looks kinda bleak currently

@frost It's a mythology reference. In the mythology you bring something to life by writing on its forehead and putting a little manuscript between its lips, but that's not as funny as simplifying it right now.

Wow, I am *really* far gone, eh? Maybe it's time to take a break from online and lie down.

captain's log. Several weeks later it is 28.10.23. The Coyote Space Agency is stretched to the limits of operational capacity at all times due to the Coyote Space Agency being *one person*

* frantically zips from Helm to Navigation to Captain's Chair to Communication officer to Science officer *

https://youtu.be/e_YHQZeVv-w?si=RNQs3KtxrxMOW7YI

I'm so glad it's uWu BULGE

because bulge is an inherently funny word. it's so, you know, BULDGEY.

@frost but MAGICALLY BROUGHT TO LIFE with the word "Emet" scrawled on my forehead

@frost you were gonna vore me, because you're actually...

* drumroll *

PANSEXUAL

captain's log stardate 27.10.23 what was to be a routine low orbit launch for scheduled self maintenance became a trip to deep space, planning to land on the Mons Graupius. As is appropriate for captain's logs, I took my shirt off while writing it.

ANYWAY did I mention "The Beautiful Blue Danube" is a really GOOD thing?

* Blue Danube Waltz comes on *

holy crap the difference in choosing that as soundtrack vs the adagio from Gayaneh - two COMPLETELY different space voyages

instead of "a routine low orbit maintenance mission for the Coyote Space Agency somehow this became a deep space mission to land on the Mons Graupius or something"

the best part of being this baked is definitely how it's okay for me to not be particularly perfect and honestly stuff is so arbitrary even if I were perfect, that's still is only about 30% of my ability to get safety and comfort. It's okay that I'm kind of failed and kind of a mess right now.

you know, I cannot think of the last time I enjoyed the process of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich quite this much

it probably involved being very little and launching jelly from my spoon

sooner or later this was *inevitably* going to wind up listening to Shpongle like SUCH a bad stereotype

the next thing is clearly gonna be cooking canned chili at 1130 actually no, I've got vegetarian stuff and I really feel bad about eating meat before or when I'm stoned

hold on a moment

be right back

holy fuck please give this Soundgarden track a listen, it's pretty much my favorite on King Animal, it's so GOOD

https://youtu.be/TssPizo0UAw?si=WBHxRXAXDztkYbZZ

sometimes when you shoot an arrow
it can fly across the sky so proud
I would go all the way to the sun
if I didn't have to come back down