Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

oh look, it's a video with annoying high pitched noises, and also there's a fox squeaking in it.

#drawings put together over the last few days

This time I slept for 6 hours pretty much before waking up to use the bathroom but, sadly, that coincided with a garbage pickup, so I was pretty awake.

Just one #drawing today

Hey, look, it's a meme! From https://tenpages.github.io/us-level/us.html

covered in shit is all you desire!
mystical gateway swirling with fire!
we'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge,
it's a Gate to the Plane of Fudge!

ever since I found you
I still just piss on the ground
now I know that I can use you
I gotta stop fucking around!
if you want shit, baby I got shit!
on that you can depend!
I'll pump your hump! Your fucking stump!
My crappy, crap-caked friend!

THE PORTAL POTTY!
A gift from the gods!
let us pay tribute and bury our wads!
I think you know what it's all about,
just jiggle the handle! And see what comes out!

Just one #drawing from today.

as my last real creative thing this weekend I tried out a recipe for sesame cold noodles. Which turned out great (it'd be hard to mess up sesame cold noodles)!

Today, we face the monsters who are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are canceling the apocalypse! We have perfectly fine apocalypse reruns to watch instead!

Not dick pics yet, but forest earlier today.

follow up;

the chicken turned out good, though it's not the really rich flavor and color I hoped for, I want to simmer it for a LOT longer in the future.

making sauce from some remaining stuff used to boil chicken didn't work out. Next time I'm using a pan and slowly working in corn starch.

it's been a while since I went into coyote cooking frenzy

made a lot of fried rice with Chinese sausage and bok choy to use up remaining rice from last week

made rice to replace last week's now-in-the-fried-rice

making soy sauce chicken to test out the recipe

"put your hand in the box"
"what's in the box?"
"pecan pie."
"OH MAMA, AH DO LOVE PAH!"
"that was merely a ruse. Now, you feel the first tinglings of heat. Flame surging. Flesh catching on fire... burning..."

*internal monologue*

"I love pie. Pie is the little death which brings total oblivion. When the fear has gone I'll have a big slice of pie with whipped cream."

"Kuhl wahlad! No woman child ever bore so much!"

Food photo, coyote manufactured shrimp and grits cw food, alcohol

“But my father wasn’t Canadian! He was just a navigator on a space freighter!”
“That’s what your uncle wanted you to think, he feared you’d follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool apologetic crusade.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Your father’s Timbits, an elegant confection for a more civilized time.”

#drawings over the last few days, it’s been a mess!

now they are ready to fight but in order to lead them I must conquer the Worm

conquer Shai Hulud

oh yes I forgot to tell you the Spice exists on only one planet in the universe. a desolate dry planet. hidden away in the rocks and crevices of this planet are a people known as the Fremen who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. the planet is Arakis, also known as Dune.

*air guitars*
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE
DUNE DUNE DA DUNE

they love my body odor and my bad toupee
they love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
and when I'm sipping on a Perrier
in some cafe down in St-Tropez
it's hard to keep the fans at bay!
they say, SIGN MY POODLE, S'IL-VOUS PLAIT?
SIGN MY POODLE, SVP?

POODLE

POODLE

AMBROSIUS
AMBROSIUS
AMBROSIUS
YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE GROUND
ssssSSSSSSSsssuuuuck
sssssSSSSuck
KOFF
koff koff koff
WHEEZE
heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heheh.