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Image, fantasy creatures/humans, eye contact 

today, an adventuring party (kobold rogue, elf archer, human magic-user) descend a staircase even deeper into the earth.

Being a Sith, Lord Vader lives and meditates on Mustafar, the place where he was defeated and where he believes he accidentally killed his beloved, because the memory is frustrating and upsetting. In fact he has sand specially shipped there, just to piss him off extra hardcore

oh okay, this is the part of "The Battle of Coruscant" where Indy grabs the wheel of the Trade Federation cruiser that's transporting the Ark of the Covenant and

wait wrong John Williams leitmotifs

coyote sing along hour, The Genders 

keep her down, boilin' water
keep her down, what a lovely daughter
OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS
but I know how to concieve her!
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS
she's a snarl toothed seether, SEETHER!
* frantic instrumental *

shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Uspol rant 

If it sounds like I’m saying “these are good people,” I am, BUT that’s the whole CRT argument about systemic racism and Marx talking about worker alienation, etc. You can be a great guy who basically wants good things but if the worldview you’re conservative about is bigoted, punitive, and exploited by anti-environment profiteers, what’s going to come out is NOT GOOD. If I’m making any sense? Anyway, end of rant.

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Uspol rant 

Theoretically most of these guys could be our allies. You’d somehow need to convince them that transit, health care, UBI, solar power and turbines, tolerance etc benefits them; and above all else, that they’re NOT bad people, that they’re basically good, hard working etc. Doing this would ordinarily be hard; doing this when any government thing is gonna have mistakes is nigh impossible; Fox News, the Republicans and megachurches make this impossible.

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Uspol rant 

Most conservatives really are conservative. They don’t want change because they’re worried about change for the worse, usually phrased in a dualistic, moralistic way- punitive stuff is the easiest way to phrase morality. They worry taxes are going to increase, the government will get up in their business, but there’s no benefit for them - just people they worry are coasting at best or murderous at worst. That opens them up to racism, outright lies, profiteering, a world of evils.

I don’t want to sit here on my ass with nearly no tasks, I want to ink stuff.

Okay for clarification what I look for in a Mexican place is;
* do they have a variety of meats? Like can you get lengua, tripas, buche or cabeza?
* do they have Jarritos? Favoritos work in an emergency.
* do they have menudo? “Yes but only on weekends” is an okay answer.

Also, of course, he brought in his little dog, of course, and she’s barking, of course. At least she hasn’t peed the carpet yet. I honestly never thought I’d dislike having a dog in the office; the last time I had dogs in an office I was around corgis who were very well behaved (and the Siberian here is fairly taciturn for a Siberian).

This is probably borderline racist, but back in NorCal I concluded that any recruiter/HR person with an East Indian accent and an out of state number didn’t actually have a job opportunity, they were offshore and probably trying to make a call metric, so I just didn’t want to talk to them. I’m *hoping* the dude with the heavy accent earlier this morning is a lot more on the level, since his phone number came up as fairly local.

Frank Frazetta™️’s DEATH DEALER™️!

Yes, come right on down to Frank Frazetta’s DEATH DEALERSHIP, here off the 23 exit on Buford Highway!

*slaps side of 18 hh snorting cold blood warhorse with glowing red eyes*
“This baby can fit so much DEATH in it!”

coyote sing along hour, all caps, stoner rock 

DEEP DOWN EVIL HOLE
DOWN IN UNBEARABLE COLD
GREAT BIG LUMINOUS EYE
LOOKS INTO YOUR MIND
WHAT WILL IT FIND?

coyote sing along hour, all caps, metal!!1! 

IN HIS LANDS HIS HONOUR INCREASED
BUT TO HIM AND HIS FOES HE'S ONLY A BEAST
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER!
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER! TAKING YOUR LIFE!

coyote sing along hour, all caps, REH problematic stories 

WITCH OF THE WASTES DANCING ON SNOWS
LORD OF THE GALLOWS TAKES WHAT HE'S OWED
A WHISP OF GOSSAMER IS ALL THAT REMAAAAAAINS

coyote sing along hour, Aberdeen's national anthem 

leave the check before you're through
I've got nothing left to prove
if I die before I wake, hope I don't come back again

Food photo 

Dinner tonight, guy lon and grilled pork chops

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