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@Oneironott Is there a nozzle under the label? 'Cause I'm into puns like that, too. n.n

@Soreth Ghod, is she *ever*. Just... *hanging* there outside the front door, first thing in the morning, all round and gravid and just in your face *there*. O.o💦

_jackalopesque awooo!_

@grainloom What ack oh no I aaaaah aaaaaaaaah AAAAAAAAA

i ruined everything

<.<

@grainloom *silently hands you a security envelope*

*inside the envelope is a smaller, opaque, teflon envelope*

*inside that envelope is a smaller, TEMPEST-shielded woven wire-mesh envelope*

*inside _that_ envelope is a small single-sided strip of paper which reads the following in tiny but clear plaintext*

no u

@JulieSqveakaroo *ear rises from a pillow, rotates sonar-like to home in on the roo* "Digital Pin (yawn) Ball, accessing... 5v or 3.3v? And Single Inline Pinball, or Dual Inline Pinball?"

@001zlnv @mawr Too much time! The Dog Lords blame Ratsilon, Ratsilon blames The Dogtor, the Dogtor blames The Mawrster, the Mawrster blames the drums, and on it goes.

@noelle I do not understand why, sometimes, my phone's web client allows me to caption my uploads with a tap, and sometimes, it does not.

Because this is a time when captioning "LEMON ALMOND SQUARES" would probably add to my humour's permeability rating.

Ah well.

@literorrery Pain-induced endorphins. I have a lot of tendons in various states of inflammation right now, and the best treatment for that is to force them to stretch out to full length... which is, frankly, horrible. But there's a bit of a little subspace-displace-headrush after that's almost enough like 'reward' to do another one. And another. And another.

It improves the odds tomorrow will be better.

@literorrery That's dangerous, Orrery. You shouldn't run precompiled code right off the net like that.

Could be riscy. >.>

@Leucrotta Forgetfulness. If we had to remember everything all at once, we'd be paralyzed all the time. Interesting corollary: 'flow', that state of effortless creative concentration where time slips away and you're lost in the moment of making something? There's nothing else going on - no past, no memories, just the task at hand and experience at work. In my limited experience of it, anyhow.

@Austin_Dern Read that as 'feeling all Smaug' and well... it fits contextually. n.n

@literorrery Same person who called it 'turning down the volume' when they could have called it 'deciblation'.

@ElectricKeet @Soreth Something about CoH hit the sweet spot for intersection of visual game infrastructure and chat environment, I guess. It just had a certain feel to it.

@catgoat Don't think of it as failing to breathe while sleeping. Think of it as refusing to inhale this world's bullshit while your conscious mind is unable to screen for hazards. XD

(seriously, welcome to the club. So many friends are using a cpap/bipap now that I've lost count.)

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm Just wait until you hear about the pinballoonie opportunities! n.n 💜

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