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@Vedia_Lupae @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry @vahnj @chr@cybre.space @typhlosion The Final Station: Quite Literally The WORST Day Shift Ever.

@chr@cybre.space @Vedia_Lupae @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry @vahnj @typhlosion Goat Simulator: A joke goes way, way too far and the creators have no way to stop it.

I Am Bread: The previous joke becomes self-aware and causes the protagonist to be gripped by various mental health problems...and causes the player to break many controllers.

@Felthry @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @vahnj @chr@cybre.space @Elizafox It's like a hot take except it's so on-point it's gone beyond.

@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry @vahnj @chr@cybre.space @Elizafox the realest take holy crap. That game was gonna be bad anyway but WWOOOOOOWWW...

@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @vahnj @Felthry Stardew Valley: *blissful happy sobs*

@vahnj @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry
Starbound: Travel the Universe, Meet Interesting People, Get Eaten by Fascinating Local Flora AND/OR Fauna!

@vahnj @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @Felthry Wait...

does that mean the entire Megaman franchise is "Robot Wars EXTREME"?

@typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space @ajr @vahnj @Felthry crap yours is better XD

@Felthry @vahnj @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion Skyrim: The prophecised hero arrives and immediately destroys local economies with iron daggers. before riding a pink cartoon pony with rainbow coloured hair through the sky.

protip: when playing the original UFO Enemy Unknown/XCOM UFO Defence, DO NOT ever give a rookie a blaster launcher. Heck don't even give ANYBODY a blaster launcher unless they are very good with psychic stuff adn have high mental resistance and morale because the MOMENT they panic, you are dead.

and a rookie won't even get out the landing craft on the first turn without unloading it into his entire squad. and he WILL be at the back.

and everyone WILL die. :|

I let it happen. Don't be me :<

@vahnj @ajr @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry @typhlosion UFO: Enemy Unknown: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rookie with the Blaster Launcher.

@typhlosion @ajr @vahnj @Terrana@tootplanet.space @Felthry holy heck though that one's so perfect for Fez.

@Terrana@tootplanet.space @typhlosion @vahnj @Felthry @ajr

ooh, ooh, can I try? :D

Duke Nukem 3d: Dudebro has the WORST. midlife crisis. ever. It's embarassing for all involved.

Final Fight: A mayor invites the worst ninja and The Most Generic White Male for the angriest tour of his city the world has ever seen.

Earthbound: A young boy is forced to suffer the consequences of his grandpa's criminal past.

Sonic '06: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc (warning shouty)

@typhlosion @Felthry somehow he keeps getting the wrong spa too.

LB: shit that's a good pun.

somehow I got looking into the Undertale "yee haw" AU thing.

...

because I have literally nothing better to do with my energy and time ahahaha