DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

@rycuda well now I can't UNsee that.

@vahnj WATTAMELAWN

@vahnj ...i need a watermelon in my life right now

oh god

so i was talking with folks elsewhere and...

we got onto some very silly discussions and a jokey "threat" of someone whipping out their ocarina and summoning their "Monster Dong"

followed by me quipping "Song of Dongs"

this was responded to with "Dongstorm"

and now I'm imagining Through the Fire and Flames but instead every instrument is a pitchshifted slap of various dildos onto a desk.

NEEB S'TI

@Yarideki @yatchi @vahnj I choked on my tea thanks to this thread. You folks have a real hunger for puncraft.

@Elizafox 🅱 ⭕ ⭕ 🐝 🐝

@bcrypt nnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@masklayer suggestions:
The Wanderer
Space Cowboy
Nicole (aftre Sally's handheld comptuer thing from the SatAM show)
(only works if your PC is named "Masklayer Gear Subgay") MGS: Portable Ops
Phoney McPhoneface^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H

@masklayer Only times I've left my phone under my pillow have been by accident...and uh... I regretted it each time as the phone heats up like crazy D: also not sure how much help ro how accurate it would be given I shift around a lot.

@masklayer how do these things work exactly btw? I'm gonna assume it's not just your phone doing all this. does it require like, a fitbit or something to be on while you sleep?

@theoutrider ah crap is it that soon? I'm broke as heck this month D:

a....

.....awoo.

@Elizafox they'll never execute him, not for this :/

probably put him in a nice cushy "white collar prison" or whatever they're called tbh.

@support @wobblewuffess step tawoooo